Magglio Merkin is an ‘06 Western Michigan alumnus who enjoys swearing, Saturdays in the Big House and slaying misinformed Internet commenters. He’s currently pursing a graduate degree at Michigan. He lives by the motto, “Drinking is Fun!”

I know what you are thinking. How can Rich Rod not be the worst at everything imaginable, ever, right? Are you sure he is actually good at something? We haven’t heard about one thing he is good at besides being the losing-est loser ever, LOL. We want Jim Harbaugh and his shitty education!

NSFMF?

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Hello, I hate you.

Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true.
You see a team that is 4-0 against a team that is 1-3.
You see a ranked team apparently on the verge of some great season.
You see a team that is disappointingly staring their entire season in the eye in only week 5.

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Does something seem off about this ad on AJC.com?

Why yes something does seem a little off. Those creative little engineers in Atlanta parlayed their ACC Coastal co-championship into an ACC Championship Game appearance and subsequent victory. Neither of which actually happened. In fact the Yellow Jackets haven’t won the ACC since 1998.

Paul Johnson is reminding us more of Mack Brown, than Hannibal Smith. We’re looking forward to October 17th in Atlanta.

Create the captions yall.

If you can touch the sky without breaking the circle-of-trust, then boys you’ll never be alone out thar on that field.

That scene in “Julie and and Julia” just tickled me.

H/T @testudotimes originals from hokiesports.com.

Maybe I’m late to the common knowledge party, but has anyone else noticed that Steele’s magazine consists of a staff  that’s 4/7 female? That’s right 16 of the 28 people* responsible for the greatest pre-season magazine are women. I stumbled across this while re-reading page one on the thrown this morning. Don’t scoff at me, you know you your Steele is the number one bathroom material ahead of Playboy. Not that there’s anything wrong with woman and football. In fact it’s quite the opposite. America needs more of it. The bottom line is I’m even more impressed with the man with 16 televisions. He was able to find and assemble a team of 16 women, who I can only assume live and breathe football as much as him, while the common man cannot find one over the course of his entire lifetime. Ladies and Phil my hat is off to you all.