An emotional Al Groh sums up how he feels about his tenure at Virginia after the Cavaliers’ sixth consecutive loss to the Hokies.

He’s the feller to please, never mind all the rest,
For he’s with you clear up to the end,
And you’ve passed your most dangerous, difficult test
If the guy in the glass is your friend.

~Dale Wimbrow (via @worstfan, @edsbs)

Who’s soon to be out on his ass… Thanks to Furrer4Heisman, his drunk Internet skills, have surpassed, nay lapped, mine.

And now for something more fun, the best of #BeatUVa (in no particular order).

Continue Reading “The Guy in the Glass: A Poem by Dale Wimbrow Read by Al Groh and the Best of #BeatUVa” »

We are assuming the next tweet will be something along the lines of, “Just dump-trucked in another 150 big beefy bodies, this is becoming quite the sausage fest. Go Blue!”

@UM_CoachRod we all know what you mean and after last year’s debacle we know you need to appear overly excited for anything football or Michigan. But never, ever under any circumstances write or say looking forward to watching N guys. Crazy sons-of-bitches like ourselves will take it out of context faster than you can turn your back on WVU*.

We’ll settle for the slightest bit of an excuse to show that video.

*Logically we agree with your decision to leave WVU. Their athletic department makes decisions as though its run by farm animals.

No. 1 – Never trust a man who owns less than three rifles. His only intention is to steal one of yours.

No. 2 – Always sprinkle baking soda down the outhouse hole after beer shits. Continue Reading “Mountaineers’ Rules for Living” »

What a great song to listen to when riding home from the titty bar.

Maybe he went out for a long drive on the countryside to cool down after getting fired up over his kickers…?