After starting 5-0 it looked as if Vanderbilt’s first winning season since 1982 and a bowl bid would be just a formality.  Back to back road losses and a beast of a schedule to play coach Bobby Johnson is just trying to focus on Duke.

We don’t look at the rest of the schedule,” Johnson said Monday. “We’re looking at the Duke game. That’s all we’re trying to do is win this one. Our guys can count. They know how many we’ve got, know how many we need to be bowl eligible and know how many we have left. We’ve all taken math here at Vanderbilt.”

Well if Coach Johnson isn’t going to predict how the season will end CollegeGameBalls’ panel of experts will have to.

CGB: First up is WW2 and Nazi historian Dr. Lou Holtz. Dr. Lou does Vanderbilt take care of business at home this week against Duke?

 

Der Vanderbilt Blitzkrieg wird nicht gestoppt werden von Duke.

CGB: Let me just wipe my face off after receiving that rain shower. Alrighty, I’de like to welcome Tim Tebow’s legendary ladyfriend to get her call on Florida @ Vandy.

 

The Gators are going to put up my cup size in points or my name isn’t little miss bossy.

CGB: Well that wasn’t too insightful, but with looks like that you’re welcome back anytime. Joining us on the phone from Kentucky is coach Rich Brooks to give us his thoughts on Vandy’s upcomming road-trip to Lexington.

Bullshit.  This is all bullshit. You, your site and this question its all gone to S-H-I-T with a capital BULL fucking it from behind, BULLSHIT!

CGB: It seems our phone has cutout… Anyways, next up we have CSTV’s Trev Alberts. Trev will Vandy be able to survive a visit from the Tennessee Volunteers?

 

Well you know CGB, Tennessee has been struggling and will need this win to become bowl eligible themselves.  As long as Coach Fulmer doesn’t mess things up too much by actually coaching I think UT has this one in the bag Nebraska 1993 style.

CGB: Trev thank you and I’de like to just say if I am ever unable to impregnate my wife you would be my first choice as sperm donor. And now last but not least we have former Clemson failure head coach Tommy Bowden. Tommy will the Commodores be able to get their 7th win and lock down a bowl bid on the road against Wake Forest?

Not this year. I know first hand the Deaks are a tough out. But the Dore fans shouldn’t be disappointed or discouraged.  As Dr. Leo Marvin said to me, “Baby Steps.” First things first, get that .500 record under your belt then worry about a bowl bid. You’ve got all the time in the world.  Heck, I wasn’t even trying to win my first conference title until year 13 of my 20 year plan.

Two weeks in a row and its still making me laugh.

Auburn has a top GED program.

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