Get your repenting on non-worthy mortals because Jesus is back.

Feel free to sleep in, or get an extra day of worship in, because there isn’t one game before 3:30 worth getting up for.

Wake Forest 24 @ Georgia Tech 42 – Wake is usually good for one big ACC road win a year, and so for they are oh-for. But there’s no way in hell (pun intended) they’re coming away with a win from Bobby Dodd.

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My thoughts on Saturday that you will probably disagree with.

Nighttime in Death Valley was a letdown. Tebow, for the most part, was kept out of the shit and did just enough. LSU’s offense was lousy and because of that the Tigers were never a threat to win the game.

Blackout Fail. Doak was a sea of Garnet and Gold and three coeds fought a movement backed by thousands of no-show forum warriors.

The commissioner’s office has notified Vanderbilt that Commodores’ fans have lost the right to chant, “ESS EEE CEE (repeat ad nauseam)” after their 13-16 loss to Army.

Hokies, we can have offense too? Who the hell is Jim Drunkenmiller anyways?

So far, Texas has been sleepwalking through their schedule. The alarm goes off for Oklahoma this week.

Rich Rod was looking Einsteinian after he pulled Forcier in the fourth quarter and replaced him with Denard Robinson. He promptly lead Michigan to score. Then on Michigan’s final possession Robinson sealed Iowa’s win after he was picked.

I’m convinced I could lead Texas Tech on a scoring drive. Red Raiders’ backup QB Steven Sheffield threw for 7 TDs.

Alabama is the most complete team. Ole Miss is the most disappointing team.

Houston is 3-0 (Oklahoma State, Texas Tech and Mississippi State) against the BCS and 0-1 against Conference USA.

Tomas Verde is a journalism student at the University of Florida and proprietor of 4th and Fail.

On a weekend rife of capital matchups, without a doubt, one rises up above the rest in the eyes of most college football fans. That’s right: Florida at LSU. The winners of the last three BCS National Championships will come to blows under the hazy somber skies of Baton Rouge.

The all important question looms, what is the status of Tim Tebow? Unless you’ve been living under a rock you know he suffered a severe concussion two weeks ago in Lexington, and didn’t practice with the team until Tuesday. Even then, he wasn’t taking, or more appropriately delivering, contact. As of right now, Orlando Local 6’s David Pingalore is reporting that Tebow will not only play against LSU, but start. However, nothing has been confirmed by Urban Meyer. There’s a chance this is gamesmanship or even if it’s true that Tebow may not be physically able to play the entire game.

So I’ll delve into the unknown and preview the game as if Tebow wasn’t playing. In lieu of Tebow lining up in the backfield, Florida will have redshirt sophomore John Brantley taking snaps. There was chatter at the beginning of summer the he was the third best quarterback in the SEC behind Tebow and Ole Miss gunslinger Jevan Snead. Six weeks into the season, I would say he’s taken a backseat to Ryan Mallett and Greg McElroy, but is at worst still better than Tennessee’s Jonathan Crompton (muhaha 23-13,23-13, 23-13). Continue Reading “Tebow-Less Florida at LSU Preview” »

This is our new Thursday night thread. We hope YOU our readers and friends in the blogosphere pop your heads in and engage in a little conversation.

Jesus in the house. What? What?

Nebraska 23 at Mizzou 21 – Let’s get frisky! Corn Nation and Rock M Nation are betting taglines on the outcome. Orson has this bitch factored and it’s not not looking good for the Huskers or, well, maybe it is… I like Nebraska because I saw man-child Roy Helu Jr. conquer the souls of eleven Virginia Tech defenders almost three weeks ago.

Auburn 38 at Arkansas 31 – It’s goin’ be a shootout in Fayetteville. I give the edge to Auburn because they can put up points, and they’ll play better defense.

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Only because it was at the top of Bryan Ranall Google results and one of our favorite reads is Maryland authenticated. Got to talk that trash.

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The DEATHBACKER, because whip doesn’t do Cody Grimm justice. F4H and I need to get this screen printed on shirts for our trip to Atlanta. Speaking of the Hokies, B. Rink delivers three reasons other than Darren Evans being injured on why VT won’t win the ACC.

Unverified Autocrat. Brian shows how to make a team specific blog relatable, mustaches. Continue Reading “Around the Interwebs” »