Is $16.02 too much to pay for a vial of better-than-holy-water that:

• Regrows Hair
• INSTANTANEOUSLY Gains 4″ of Length and 3″ of Girth
• Cures Hangovers with a Drop Under the Tongue in the Morning or gets you Tanked with a Shot at Night
• Will Nourish the Money Tree Sapling in Your Backyard
• Gives you 1000% of your Daily Recommended Intake of Vitamin C and Prevents the Common Cold

I don’t thinks so.

Vial of Time Tebow’s Tears after loss to Alabama SEC [eBay]
VIAL OF TIM TEBOW’S TEARS AFTER ALABAMA SEC LOSS [eBay]

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I see London, I see France, I see Al Groh’s underpants and it scared me for life. Former UVa assistant and University of Richmond head honcho Mike London will be announced at the next coach at Virginia today. Color me meh. Furrer is proclaiming the rivalry is back, I disagree. UVa might pull a couple of recruits as waves from the hiring splash, but it will take a win on the field to turn the Commonwealth Cup back into a rivalry. We still think Ron Prince would’ve been the best choice.

College Football Championship Week in Graphs. Swindle accurately describes the, “He went to Jared!” commercials as the intersection of horseshit and total horseshit.

Bowl Swag. The Capital One Bowl is lavishing players with a party at Best Buy ($420 limit), while the Hawaii Bowl is giving Kahala Aloha shirts. Only size medium are left. And how can anyone think giving out footballs to football players is a good idea.

A story of one Alabama fan and his turtle Julio. We were certain the kid was going to eat the turtle at the end.

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A huge shout out goes to our friend @JFlynn05 (contributer at http://www.spartyandfriends.com ), who was at GameDay at sent us these great signs. If you have some please send them to us. We’ll be posting more throughout the weekend.

Tim Tebow and Gary Danielson don’t make babies, they make rainbows.

Does this have to do with that new Twilight movie? If so it’s way over my head.

Continue Reading “GameDay Signs – Alabama versus Florida in Atlanta” »

Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year’s BCS National Championship Game, was arrested at 3:58 a.m. Tuesday on DUI charges.

GameDay was live from The Swamp, and the Tebow gush fest was in full swing. The signs weren’t very spectacular and I couldn’t get a good shot of one of the better ones “Drink Everytime you hear Tebow”, but the best ones I saw are below for your enjoyment.

It was animated too, can you say baller?

The Heisman may belong to Tebow, but your eyes belong to Spikes. Continue Reading “GameDay Signs – Florida State at Florida” »

After Memphis relieved Tommy West of his head coaching duties (effective at the end of the season) a handful of coaches were associated with the soon to be vacant position. Friday morning, I read that Memphis had narrowed the search to five candidates. One name conspicuously missing from consideration was Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong.

Frankly, I’m glad that Strong won’t be taking that job, especially if what West said is true, because the next guy at Memphis won’t have a fighting chance to succeed in the long-run. Continue Reading “Making a Case for Charlie Strong” »

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I may sound crazy for saying this, but here it goes: Florida is on upset alert Saturday night in Starkville against the Mississippi State Bulldogs. shiver. Honestly, I hope I’m wrong and it’s a blowout, considering Florida is a 22.5-point favorite, but there are plenty of reasons to be apprehensive.

For starters, Florida hasn’t won a game in Starkville since 1985 when they came away with a 36-22 victory. Since then, the Gators have gone winless at Mississippi State. That stretch includes some monumental losses, like the 31-38 failure that finally got Ron Zook axed. However, to these Gators streaks don’t mean anything, right? After all, Florida nonchalantly brushed away LSU on Saturday night earlier this season.

the bells, stop the bells

Past failure is hardly the only cause for concern for Florida. The Gators are coming off of a physically draining game against Arkansas, which wound up being too close for comfort, especially for me. Also, there’s got to be some distraction and looking ahead to their annual matchup against the other Bulldogs next week in Jacksonville. Continue Reading “Gators Are On Upset Alert Against Mississippi State” »

This is our new Thursday night thread. We hope YOU our readers and friends in the blogosphere pop your heads in and engage in a little conversation.

Cincinnati 30 @ South Florida 21 – I’m taking Cinci because of Tony Pike, Tony Pike and Tony Pike. He’s been a machine and the Bearcats have won on the road in a tougher venue (Corvallis, Oregon [St]). I’ll be focused on the play of B.J. Daniels and how he responds playing in his first major home game. The boys in green over at Sparty like Cinci too.

Oklahoma 38 versus Texas 31 – I haven’t been impressed with Texas lallygagging against Wyoming, Texas Tech and Colorado. I have a man-crush on Sam Bradford; respect the golf skills. On the outside (and I stress outside) chance VT runs the table we’ll need helping getting to the MNC and a Sooner win would be just that. So my pick is based 25% with my head and 100%heart, because I’M ALL HEART BABY. And for shits and grins: know your rivalry.

Continue Reading “Divine Predictions. Thursday Night Open Thread with Jesus.” »

My thoughts on Saturday that you will probably disagree with.

Nighttime in Death Valley was a letdown. Tebow, for the most part, was kept out of the shit and did just enough. LSU’s offense was lousy and because of that the Tigers were never a threat to win the game.

Blackout Fail. Doak was a sea of Garnet and Gold and three coeds fought a movement backed by thousands of no-show forum warriors.

The commissioner’s office has notified Vanderbilt that Commodores’ fans have lost the right to chant, “ESS EEE CEE (repeat ad nauseam)” after their 13-16 loss to Army.

Hokies, we can have offense too? Who the hell is Jim Drunkenmiller anyways?

So far, Texas has been sleepwalking through their schedule. The alarm goes off for Oklahoma this week.

Rich Rod was looking Einsteinian after he pulled Forcier in the fourth quarter and replaced him with Denard Robinson. He promptly lead Michigan to score. Then on Michigan’s final possession Robinson sealed Iowa’s win after he was picked.

I’m convinced I could lead Texas Tech on a scoring drive. Red Raiders’ backup QB Steven Sheffield threw for 7 TDs.

Alabama is the most complete team. Ole Miss is the most disappointing team.

Houston is 3-0 (Oklahoma State, Texas Tech and Mississippi State) against the BCS and 0-1 against Conference USA.