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| Rank | Team | Delta |
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| 1 | Alabama | |
| 2 | Texas | |
| 3 | Florida | 2 |
| 4 | Boise State | 2 |
| 5 | Ohio State | 3 |
| 6 | Iowa | 4 |
| 7 | TCU | 3 |
| 8 | Cincinnati | 5 |
| 9 | Penn State | 3 |
| 10 | Virginia Tech | 1 |
| 11 | Oregon | 4 |
| 12 | Georgia Tech | 3 |
| 13 | Nebraska | 7 |
| 14 | Wisconsin | 11 |
| 15 | Miami (Florida) | 2 |
| 16 | Mississippi | |
| 17 | LSU | 2 |
| 18 | Brigham Young | 1 |
| 19 | Southern Cal | |
| 20 | Texas Tech | |
| 21 | Pittsburgh | 3 |
| 22 | Clemson | |
| 23 | West Virginia | 9 |
| 24 | Utah | 2 |
| 25 | Oklahoma | |
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Dropped Out: Oregon State (#15), Stanford (#16),
Oklahoma State (#21), Arizona (#23), Houston (#24). |
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| Rank | Team | Delta |
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| 1 | Alabama | 1 |
| 2 | Texas | 1 |
| 2 | Cincinnati | 2 |
| 2 | TCU | |
| 5 | Florida | 4 |
| 6 | Boise State | |
| 7 | Oregon | |
| 8 | Ohio State | |
| 9 | Georgia Tech | |
| 10 | Iowa | |
| 11 | Virginia Tech | 1 |
| 12 | Penn State | 1 |
| 13 | Miami (Florida) | 4 |
| 14 | West Virginia | 8 |
| 15 | Oregon State | 2 |
| 16 | Stanford | 2 |
| 17 | Brigham Young | 4 |
| 18 | Pittsburgh | 3 |
| 19 | LSU | 4 |
| 20 | Nebraska | 1 |
| 21 | Oklahoma State | 3 |
| 22 | Utah | 3 |
| 23 | Arizona | |
| 24 | Houston | 4 |
| 25 | Wisconsin | |
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Dropped Out: Southern Cal (#16), California (#18).
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The “Number Twos”, for every argument you can make in favor of:  Texas, Cincinnati or TCU, you can make an equally compelling one against. Therefore, all three share the number two line . Nothing else really matters.
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| Rank | Team | Delta | Intellectuals* |
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| 1 | Florida | 2 |
Florida was the only one of the “Big Three” to handle their rival, albeit the ‘Noles had to travel to The Swamp. Alabama took every punch Gus Malzahn and Auburn threw. Jerrod Johnson had his way with the Texas defense. |
| 2 | Alabama | 1 |
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| 3 | Texas | 1 |
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| 4 | TCU | ||
| 5 | Cincinnati | 1 |
Tony Pike threw six touchdowns. |
| 6 | Boise State | 1 |
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| 7 | Oregon | 1 |
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| 8 | Ohio State | 1 |
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| 9 | Georgia Tech | 4 |
I thought ABC was showing highlights of the Chan Gailey era, but then I realized Paul Johnson called four straight passes to close out Georgia’s upset of the Bees. |
| 10 | Iowa | 4 |
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| 11 | Penn State | 4 |
I’ve said it before, their best win is again 9-3 Temple. |
| 12 | Virginia Tech | 5 |
Since the North Carolina loss, which make no mistake is a huge black eye, the Hokies have ran train on the ACC. |
| 13 | Oregon State | 3 |
I had to tone down my Pac-10 love and they’re the casualty. |
| 14 | Stanford | 7 |
Toby Gerhart for Heisman |
| 15 | Pittsburgh | 4 |
The Wanstache finally comes through with a second choke. |
| 16 | Southern Cal | 2 |
Pete “Riot Starter” Carroll |
| 17 | Miami (Florida) | 3 |
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| 18 | California | ||
| 19 | Nebraska | 4 |
Don’t come out flat against Texas. |
| 20 | Houston | 2 |
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| 21 | Brigham Young | 2 |
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| 22 | West Virginia | The Cousins are back! The Cousins are Back! Run for the hills, the Cousins are back! | |
| 23 | LSU | 2 |
Lesticles proves he can manage the clock at the end of a game. |
| 24 | Oklahoma State | 11 |
Uncle Pickens wants his money back. |
| 25 | Utah | ||
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Dropped Out: Clemson (#12), North Carolina (#16), Mississippi (#24).
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I ran this post in 2008 and will continue to do so every Thanksgiving as long as this blog is in existence.
Except to UVA players, fans, family and alumni. Go fuck yourselves.
Gobbler Country put up his Thanksgiving dinner power poll. Great idea, but it was weak. For a real mans poll continue reading. (His post this year is better.)
- Gravy and mashed potatos
- turnips and gravy
- cream of gravy soup
- potato caserole and gravy
- Bacon, brussel sprouts and gravy
- Warm Gravy
- Dressing (cornbread stuffing) and gravy
- Stuffing and gravy
- Shrimp and gravy
- cranberry sauce and gravy
- Iced Gravy (eat with spoon)
- Any type of pie doused with gravy
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| Rank | Team | Delta | Intellectuals* |
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| 1 | Alabama | Nom nom nom cupcake | |
| 2 | Texas | Mangino’s pregame speech obviously wasn’t a room rouser. | |
| 3 | Florida | Nom nom nom cupcake | |
| 4 | TCU | Statistic that means absolutely nothing: TCU looked more impressive in their win over Wyoming than Texas did. | |
| 5 | Georgia Tech | Begun, hate week has. | |
| 6 | Cincinnati | If Oregon State wins the Pac-10 Cincinnati’s resume is going to be baller. | |
| 7 | Boise State | Watched Boise St trounce Utah St and the big take away was WAC commissioner Karl Benson annoying the shit out of me. | |
| 8 | Oregon | Roses are at stake in the Civil War. | |
| 9 | Ohio State | What were those zone read plays run by tOSU? They looked sexy. | |
| 10 | Oregon State | 8 |
Roses are at stake in the Civil War. |
| 11 | Pittsburgh | 1 |
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| 12 | Clemson | 1 |
One win away from bragging rights, another away from the Orange Bowl. |
| 13 | Oklahoma State | 1 |
Their best win is at home over Texas Tech by 7 and their in contention for a BCS at large… I hope the Sooners curb stomp them. |
| 14 | Iowa | 1 |
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| 15 | Penn State | 4 |
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| 16 | North Carolina | 4 |
Still have them ahead of the Hokies because of 1) head-to-head 2) just as impressively beating the teams we beat. |
| 17 | Virginia Tech | 4 |
Congratulations to Williams and Grimm, who should be our offensive and defensive MVPs. |
| 18 | Southern Cal | 1 |
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| 19 | Brigham Young | 3 |
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| 20 | Miami (Florida) | 3 |
Swagga showed up late to Land Shark. |
| 21 | Stanford | 9 |
A lot of missed opportunities for the Cardinal. I still have a man crush on Toby Gerhart. |
| 22 | Houston | 2 |
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| 23 | Nebraska | 2 |
I thought they had a puncher’s chance against Texas, nope. |
| 24 | Mississippi | ||
| 25 | LSU | 14 |
Spike? |
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Dropped Out: Wisconsin.
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| Rank | Team | Delta | Intellectuals* |
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| 1 | Alabama | 2 |
Waxed Mississippi State |
| 2 | Texas | Waxed Baylor | |
| 3 | Florida | 2 |
Beat an above average USC, will wax Florida International. |
| 4 | TCU | Wouldn’t roll over to any of the “big three”. | |
| 5 | Georgia Tech | Thrashed Duke to lock up the ACC Coastal. | |
| 6 | Cincinnati | Tony Pikes came off the bench to throw two touchdowns. Still perfect, Oregon State win is looking better, but overall looking less impressive. | |
| 7 | Boise State | Putting 63 on Idaho was impressive, but Nevada threw up 70 on them. | |
| 8 | Oregon | ||
| 9 | Ohio State | 1 |
Once again they’re the class of the Big Ten, and thank God they don’t have to play USC again. |
| 10 | Pittsburgh | 1 |
Wanstache |
| 11 | LSU | 3 |
Struggled with Louisiana Tech and move up because of losses above them. What SEC team will Derek Dooley coach? |
| 12 | Stanford | 12 |
In the last two weeks they’ve hung half a hundred on Oregon and USC. |
| 13 | Clemson | 5 |
Don’t fuck up against Virginia. |
| 14 | Oklahoma State | 5 |
Held Texas Tech to a season low 17 points. |
| 15 | Iowa | 3 |
I Didn’t like Ferentz siting on the ball tied at 24 with 0:52 left. Take at least ONE chance and try to make something happen. Still, they’re a pretty good football team taking tOSU to overtime in the Shoe with their backup quarterback. |
| 16 | Wisconsin | 4 |
John Clay is quietly becoming that next Badger running back. |
| 17 | Southern Cal | 8 |
They reloaded, but you cannot recruit experience and for right now that’s the only thing holding the Trojans back. |
| 18 | Oregon State | ||
| 19 | Penn State | 4 |
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| 20 | North Carolina | Absolutely shocked at the resiliency the Tar Heels have shown after losing to FSU at home three weeks ago. | |
| 21 | Virginia Tech | 4 |
Is your offense constipated? Then try all organic Maryland, now with more herbals. |
| 22 | Brigham Young | Outside beating Oklahoma, they haven’t done much. | |
| 23 | Miami (Florida) | 10 |
SWAGGA redacted |
| 24 | Houston | 9 |
Finish up the season with Memphis 2-8 and Rice 1-9. Will need a win over a legit team in their bowl game in order to redeem themselves. |
| 25 | Nebraska | They’re more than capable of upsetting Texas in the Big XII Championship Game, if they make it there. | |
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Dropped Out: Utah (#16), Arizona (#17), South Florida (#21).
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| Rank | Team | Delta | Intellectuals* |
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| 1 | Florida | 1 |
It’s splitting hairs among these three teams. I bumped Florida and Texas up because they handled Vanderbilt and UCF respectively, while Alabama struggled at home with LSU. LSU is a quality opponent, but Florida was able to handle them on the road with a limited Tebow. |
| 2 | Texas | 1 |
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| 3 | Alabama | 2 |
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| 4 | TCU | 2 |
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| 5 | Georgia Tech | 3 |
The Bees needed overtime to beat a feisty Wake Forest. However, the only thing I’m taking away from the game is CPJ’s balls to go for it on down by 3 in OT on 4th down. |
| 6 | Cincinnati | 1 |
I like that they held off the Uconn comeback, but an elite team (defense) never lets them back into the game to begin with. |
| 7 | Boise State | 3 |
They struggled with Louisiana Tech and Oregon lost, yet they move up… Ahh the benefit of the teams above you losing. |
| 8 | Oregon | 1 |
How do you hold USC to 327 yards two weeks ago and let the Cardinal gash you for 505? |
| 9 | Southern Cal | 5 |
Matt Barkley struggled and the defense forced four turnovers. When they put together a complete game they’re going to be good. |
| 10 | Ohio State | 5 |
Oh no, sorry Penn State fans, the word we were looking for was success, success.![]() |
| 11 | Pittsburgh | ||
| 12 | Iowa | 8 |
The Curious Case of where to rank Iowa. Without Ricky Stanzi they might not be a top twenty team. Of course the jury is still out and everyone will know more after their game with tOSU. |
| 13 | Miami (Florida) | 3 |
Toyed with Virginia for a half before kicking off the beginning to the end of the Al Groh era. |
| 14 | LSU | 5 |
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| 15 | Houston | 3 |
Need this 51 yard field goal as time expired. That’s a little too close for comfort against a .500 team. |
| 16 | Utah | 1 |
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| 17 | Arizona | 2 |
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| 18 | Clemson | 3 |
Aside from the kicking game, the best performance of any ACC team this weekend. |
| 19 | Oklahoma State | 3 |
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| 20 | Wisconsin | 4 |
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| 21 | South Florida | 4 |
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| 22 | Brigham Young | 1 |
The blowout losses to FSU and TCU are standing out more than the squeaker win against Oklahoma. |
| 23 | Penn State | 10 |
They’re 2009’s Georgia, a lot of wins none of which are impressive. Lost their biggest two games of the year at home. The only way they move up from here is if they win their bowl game. |
| 24 | Stanford | ||
| 25 | Virginia Tech | Ah Beamer Ball, stout defense, fundamentally sound special teams and glimpses of greatness on offense. | |
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Dropped Out: Oklahoma (#18), Notre Dame (#20).
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| Rank | Team | Delta | Intellectuals* |
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| 1 | Alabama | ||
| 2 | Florida | ||
| 3 | Texas | Hooray, they finally started to dominate fools again. | |
| 4 | Iowa | 2 |
They continue to win ugly, but they’re winning and there’s no such thing as a pretty loss. Stanzi had to have been hungover from some killer Halloween party the night before. |
| 5 | Cincinnati | Come coach our quarterbacks Greg Forest. | |
| 6 | TCU | 1 |
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| 7 | Oregon | 3 |
I’m not subscribing to the theory that Boise State should jump ahead of Oregon or that I need to leave Oregon behind Boise. Fuck that. Boise won a close game, at home, to start the season. Congratulations. It’s November now, Oregon has done a 180 and Boise what have you done for me lately? |
| 8 | Georgia Tech | Bees on Parade | |
| 9 | LSU | 2 |
A win over Alabama lays the groundwork for BCS chaos. |
| 10 | Boise State | 1 |
I respect your program Chris Petersen, but cannot reward dominance over mediocrity. |
| 11 | Pittsburgh | 7 |
Quite possible the Wanstache could finish 1-3 with WVU, Notre Dame and Cinci left to go or win out and have an outside, outside, outside shot at the BCSCG. |
| 12 | Houston | 1 |
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| 13 | Penn State | 1 |
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| 14 | Southern Cal | 10 |
Worst Trojans Ever |
| 15 | Ohio State | 1 |
Against New Mexico State Pryor was still <50% completions and only threw for a buck-eye-thirty-five. |
| 16 | Miami (Florida) | 1 |
Stop playing to your competition. |
| 17 | Utah | 4 |
In two weeks they travel to TCU. |
| 18 | Oklahoma | 5 |
Would they’ve been better off naming Landry Jones the starter for Texas and getting him 100% of the snaps in practice amidst the uncertainty around Bradford? |
| 19 | Arizona | 3 |
Stoops flip-flop! |
| 20 | Notre Dame | 5 |
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| 21 | Clemson | They lost to two top ten teams and… Maryland. I think they’ve found their identity, but it wouldn’t shock me or anyone if they lost to FSU. | |
| 22 | Oklahoma State | 7 |
Four interceptions for Zac Robinson ain’t getting it done against Texas. |
| 23 | Brigham Young | ||
| 24 | Wisconsin | ||
| 25 | South Florida | Thanks for smoking WVU and making my weekend a little more bearable. | |
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Dropped Out: Virginia Tech (#12), West Virginia (#19), South Carolina (#20), Mississippi (#24).
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| 1 | Alabama | Alabama should’ve been flagged, but Tennesse wouldn’t have gotten another kick. | |
| 2 | Florida | Sturgis! | |
| 3 | Texas | While glancing around the bar Saturday night I spotted a sad looking girl sporting a Mizzou hoodie. Best win of the “Big Three”, but their overall resume is still spotty. | |
| 4 | Southern Cal | Should they drop after toying with Oregon State? The Pac-10 may actually be a deep conference this year. | |
| 5 | Cincinnati | And they’re winning without Tony Pike. | |
| 6 | Iowa | 1 |
Unlike against Northern Iowa, that was a clutch last second win. |
| 7 | TCU | 2 |
The elite of the non-BCS schools. |
| 8 | Georgia Tech | 3 |
More painful: Georgia Tech’s grind your to tears rushing attack or having your skull beat in with a ball-peen hammer? |
| 9 | Boise State | 1 |
Lead Hawaii 34-0 at the half, spent the rest of the game at the beach. |
| 10 | Oregon | Please Jesus let Oregon rock orange and black uniforms and jack-o-lantern helmets against USC on Halloween | |
| 11 | LSU | 2 |
Worked Auburn and started a new Saturday night winning streak. |
| 12 | Virginia Tech | ||
| 13 | Houston | 1 |
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| 14 | Penn State | 3 |
Their win at the Big House is the first legit one of the year. |
| 15 | Oklahoma State | 1 |
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| 16 | Ohio State | 2 |
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| 17 | Miami (Florida) | 11 |
“THEN WE CATCH THIS AND LEAVE” The Jacory Harris and Miami bandwagon is a little more roomy today. |
| 18 | Pittsburgh | 1 |
Wanstache how did you lose to 3-4 North Carolina State? |
| 19 | West Virginia | 3 |
Classy move at the beginning of the game by the ‘Eers. Will never compliment them again. |
| 20 | South Carolina | ||
| 21 | Utah | 2 |
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| 22 | Arizona | 2 |
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| 23 | Oklahoma | 2 |
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| 24 | Mississippi | ||
| 25 | Notre Dame | In my opinion, based on talent, they’re the most underachieving team. But at this point the Irish deserve to be ranked. | |
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Dropped Out: Brigham Young (#15), Texas Tech (#21).
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| Rank | Team | Delta | Intellectuals* |
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| 1 | Alabama | ||
| 2 | Florida | ||
| 3 | Texas | A win in the Red River Shootout is impressive no matter how bad you looking earning it. | |
| 4 | Southern Cal | 1 |
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| 5 | Cincinnati | 1 |
Collaros was more than a serviceable backup, but they need Pike back for the long haul. |
| 6 | Miami (Florida) | 1 |
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| 7 | Iowa | 3 |
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| 8 | Boise State | 1 |
Their move up was based entirely on the VT and tOSU losses. |
| 9 | TCU | 2 |
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| 10 | Oregon | 2 |
Cincinnati, Iowa and Boise St are all pulling for the Ducks. |
| 11 | Georgia Tech | 10 |
CPJ out schemed and coached Foster in the second half of Saturday’s game. |
| 12 | Virginia Tech | 8 |
For the first time in a long while the defense is just as big of a liability as the offense. They’re both above average units that can’t the day off. |
| 13 | LSU | ||
| 14 | Houston | 3 |
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| 15 | Brigham Young | 4 |
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| 16 | Oklahoma State | 6 |
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| 17 | Penn State | 6 |
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| 18 | Ohio State | 10 |
/Purdon’ted |
| 19 | Pittsburgh | Cincinnati at home to close out the season | |
| 20 | South Carolina | 2 |
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| 21 | Texas Tech | Steven Sheffield throws a touchdown 11.8% of passes. | |
| 22 | West Virginia | 3 |
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| 23 | Utah | ||
| 24 | Arizona | ||
| 25 | Oklahoma | 5 |
Unfortunately I wasn’t able to rank injuries ahead of them. |
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Dropped Out: South Florida (#14), Kansas (#15), Nebraska (#16), Auburn (#24).
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Top Five
- Alabama
- Florida
- Southern Cal
- Texas
- Cincinnati
Next Seven
- Miami
- Iowa
- Boise State
- TCU
- Georgia Tech
- Oregon
- Virginia Tech
Without thinking twice I know everyone (who isn’t senile) will include Alabama, Florida and Texas in their Top Five. The next two spots are open to debate and I gave the nod to Cincinnati because of two impressive road wins (Oregon State, USF) also they’re a balanced well coached team. Southern Cal is another top-fiver because of, again, road wins (tOSU, Cal, ND), an emerging Matt Barkley and all of the talent starting to play together.
As far as the Next Seven is concerned the ACC is well represented because there are three very good, but not elite teams. If Oregon beats USC I’d have to consider them for Top Five consideration. And Iowa is on the brink of overtaking Cincy.
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