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In response to my own argument in favor of making Ryan Williams the lone featured tailback in the 2010 offense, I give you the CGB supercomputer analysis of the Evans Williams 100 proof backfield. Please note that the Hokies’ simulation opponent was Boise State.

Oh no, oh no, who’s getting it… Is it Evans up the gut or Williams on the outside… Oh God, Oh God. SMASH!
The results are an infinite amount of points. TREMBLE IN FEAR!
*Thanks to VTBaZ for the help.
**Credit to the drunkards at The North End Zone for the Ryan Mother Fucking Williams (RMFW) nickname.
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Marcell Dareus’ interception for touchdown return was a thing of beauty. Oh and he injured Colt McCoy. MVP, MVP, MVP. (edit: 100% sarcasm, which when you are writing a post [as meager as this one] at 2:30am it’s hard to convey. My bad. I was simply trying to point out that Dareus made arguably the two most influential plays of the game.)

Congratulations to both Alabama and Texas. They kept us entertained at the end, and for the indifferent fan, that’s all you can ask for.
If you have thoughts on the game, leave them below.
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Win. 37-14. My brother from another mother has the post game thoughts, I cosign them all. I hope to see you all, and more of you, next year.
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While residing in Blacksburg, I made one exception a year to travel to Tennessee. Crazy Herb’s Fireworks in Shady Valley, TN was an annual destination a week before I celebrated Lady America’s Independence. A boy needs both alcohol and explosives, not glorified sparklers, to blow off some fingers.
I don’t like Tennessee. Rocky Top is a horrible song. Our orange is better. Beat Tennessee and Happy New Year to everyone not on top of Rocky Top.
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Etching Super Mario Brothers power ups into your head is the new hotness. I’m jealous.

But, not even a Power Star/Starman could help Jacory and Miami against Whiskey in the Champs Sports Bowl. However, it’s a bitching fade and shave so perfectly executed that it at least deserves the reverse angle look.

Now go find that lost swagger Jacory.
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Because a Snuggie won’t do when the weather outside is frightful during the Joelidays.

H/TÂ Luke
Delany’s Dozen. Big Ten Expansion has been the hot topic during this brief college football sabbatical. We tossed out our (reasonable) suggestions awhile ago. But we hope the Big Ten goes hard at Texas and Nebraska; let chaos reign. Dan Shanoff has an interesting take and thinks Navy as a football only member makes perfect sense. His thesis is built upon the idea that a championship game isn’t a factor for Big Ten expansion. Whether it is or isn’t, we think it is, there will be a Big Ten Championship Game if the conference expands. No money will be left on the table.
U Inspired Dynasties. Conquest Chronicles serves up some spicy food for thought. Was the Trojan’s “modern-day” dynasty on par with Miami’s? If everything else is a push we’ll take Miami solely for the Vice City nightlife. Although, one thing we’ll point out is Miami had 3 consensus and 1 split Media National Championships, while USC had only 1 and 1. Continue Reading “Around the Interwebs” »
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So it’s back to Atlanta, again. Will the third time be the charm?

These are my initial thoughts. Continue Reading “Hokies Will Play Vols in Peach Bowl” »
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