And in other news our live blog voted side boob > nip slips.

Holy Moly [is that my boy] Masoli?

… and drinking game. The drink of choice being a lukewarm blend of duck and beaver liver fats.

Before playing pick a side North (Oregon State) or South (Oregon).

1. Whenever your side gives up points it’s 1 drink for 3 or less and 2 drinks for 4 or more.
2. 1 drink if the LeGarrette Blount punch is mentioned, 3 drinks if they show the video. Then promptly fist pump.
3. If your side is the North it’s 1 drink for every dumbass Jesse Palmer comment, if you’re the South do the same for Craig James. (honor system in play here for what constitutes a ‘dumbass comment’)
4. Any time an announcer mentions the last time Oregon State was in the Rose Bowl was 1965, take a drink.
5. Any time an announcer laments the fact that somebody who isn’t USC is going to win the Pac 10, finish your drink.
6. If Erin Andrews says something along the lines of, “it’s getting loud in here”, that’s 3 drinks.
7. Any time the game is compared to the actual Civil War, finish your drink.
8. Any time Phil Knight is mentioned, 2 drinks. If they show him, that’s 5 drinks.
9. If an announcer segues from Chip Kelly to talking about Brian Kelly to ND by saying “speaking of Kelly”, finish your drink.
10. If there’s a reference to Appomattox Court House, finish your drink.
11. Anytime, anything, about Oregon’s uniforms are mentioned that’s 2 drinks.
12. Anytime you see some sexual innuendo ie ’save trees, eat beavers’, that’s 2 drinks.

If you have more rules then leave them in the comments.

Also joining us will be Gobbler Country, Black Heart Gold Pants and Eleven Warriors.

GameDay was live from Tucson for the thriller that was Oregon at Arizona. My hat is off to the Wildcats for a very rowdy and energetic atmosphere, some well done signs and gorgeous women. Next time, just stay in the stands until the game is over.

Duck Hunt FTW and a dash of Hokie.

Winner, best sign of Gameday.

Continue Reading “GameDay Signs – Oregon at Arizona” »

The GTGs have some west coast competition.

ESPN got it right, Eugene was the perfect choice to host the Halloween edition of GameDay. The atmosphere outside of Autzen was frenzied and booming, watching the sun breakthrough gloom of the night was sublime. Here are the best signs, if you have any I missed send them in.

Will you PEE on USC with your Halloweeners?

Then someone digs them out of the garbage and uses them again. Continue Reading “GameDay Signs – Southern California at Oregon” »

“We owe them an ass whoppin’…”, Blount during the week leading up to Thursday night’s game. Well if you can’t deliver on the field then you do this:

-10 street cred points awarded
-20 class points awarded

Oregon revealed their 2009 jerseys yesterday. They’re not the eyesore the 2004 human highlighter battle was but they do have duck wings on the shoulder. QUACK! They look too tribal; appropriate to wear when going into battle against Olmec on Legends of the Hidden Temple, but not to play a football game in. Goducks.com claims the jerseys are functionaly better becayse they’re made using lighter more durable fabrics. Why did the Ducks ever stray from the 2007 white on whites?

no, no, no, no and no

Be on notice, your derogatory remarks WILL be remembered on our dry-erase board. And if you REALLY piss us off we won’t even refer to you by name.

F4H wants to know how many touches in 2009 are the right number for Darren Evans. We’d like to see him get around 55% of the carries. Hand the ball to Evans exclusively in the first quarter and for the majority of the first half. Have him dictate the tempo of the offense and grind away the will of the defense. Then in the second half go with Ryan Williams with Evans coming in to give him a blow. Just as important as his ability to house the ball on any play Williams is (hopefully) a better pass blocker than Evans.

Memo to old men no one wants to hear about you dick problems. The worst is being at the bar, plodding into the bathroom, breaking the seal after 4-5 beers and having the old man in the urinal next to you be a Flomax user. Guys you know what I’m talking about. For any women reading this blog, the constant straining noises followed by minimal gratification make it really uncomfortable.

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Jon Gruden’s quest to learn the sum knowledge of the spread offense almost made him the offensive coordinator at Oregon. Gruden was learning from spread guru and Oregon coach Chip Kelly and was offered the position, which almost got done.

Apparently, the deal was close to being done, but when Gruden declined, Kelly and the Ducks went to the Plan B, which was to make former head coach Mike Bellotti the temporary quarterbacks coach.

Is Gruden planning on unleashing the spread on the NFL or just making himself that more appealing to Notre Dame…

El DocTOR wonders if Michigan will make the same leap offensively in Rich Rodriguez’ second year as Tulane, Clemson and WVU did.  Without a doubt they will. His players are among the elite in the conference, his scheme puts athletes in position to make plays and Big Ten defense traditionally fold against the spread.

Jim Leavitt runs an impressive (for his age) 5.72 40-yard dash. Jim you’d put my time to shame.

 

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LeGarrette Blount is hurdling bitches, specifically Quinton Moore. Blount’s 29 yard touchdown run late in the 4th quarter put an end to the Pokes and a throwgasmic Holiday Bowl. The hurdle in animated gif form just makes my heart tingle.

And Zac Robinson gets lambasted

Robert Marve is transferring, but not to an ACC, SEC of Florida school near you.

The release comes with conditions that don’t sit well with Marve. He can’t play for teams in the Atlantic Coast Conference, the Southeastern Conference or the state of Florida.

Insecure much Miami?

Which Conference Dominates the Playoffs? SimonOnSports breaks down the NFL playoff rosters by college conference. The results are very interbreasting.

And… Sooner fans are everywhere! I bet the first thing Oklahoma State players wanted to see after losing to Oregon was a Boomer Sooner sign.

 

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