Iron Bowl (ALA 39-33-1) Alabama 23 @ Auburn 17 – In traditional with Black Friday the main course will be served before all the appetizers today. Auburn will be able to move the ball, but the Tide defense will prove too tough and Mark Ingram too consistent.

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Take this game in real gentle, slow and smooth like the final drag of exquisite cheeba, because this might be the last time, for a long while, that you see the Hawk storming around the sidelines of a prime time football game. My prediction is for a rocky mountain high debacle. Feel free to stop by and enjoy the carnage.

You don’t buy these guns brah. You earn them by consuming 3,000 calories and throwing up iron until you piss blood. GET YOKED!

If you’re behind on your man choirs, haven’t made love to your wife or significant other, need to write that paper due yesterday, have to cram for Professor Hardass’ multivariable calculus exam, exercise or have any one of a thousand things to cross off your to-do list, tonight might be the night to start them.

South Florida at Rutgers isn’t a sexy matchup, but just think about how deprived you are in May. Get that pussy now, regardless of how rank it may be.

We’ll be here doing our thing, talking about the game. Please join us. Whatever you do, don’t bitch out and watch Grey’s Anatomy.

This is our new Thursday night thread. We hope YOU our readers and friends in the blogosphere pop your heads in and engage in a little conversation.

Jesus in the house. What? What?

Nebraska 23 at Mizzou 21 – Let’s get frisky! Corn Nation and Rock M Nation are betting taglines on the outcome. Orson has this bitch factored and it’s not not looking good for the Huskers or, well, maybe it is… I like Nebraska because I saw man-child Roy Helu Jr. conquer the souls of eleven Virginia Tech defenders almost three weeks ago.

Auburn 38 at Arkansas 31 – It’s goin’ be a shootout in Fayetteville. I give the edge to Auburn because they can put up points, and they’ll play better defense.

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This is our new Thursday night thread. We hope YOU our readers and friends in the blogosphere pop your heads in and engage in a little conversation.

‘Eers today’s the day we pay them sumbitches from Caller-ah-doh back. An wheeze a-gonna do it too. Yester year me, Kelly, Aeola Mae, JT, Momma and the rast of the famlay went out to BoulDAR. We spend a week leadin’ up ta tha game vacationing. Ya know, ownlay mountin folk have n appreciation for vacationing in the mountINS. Beaches? *shaking head* That wasn’t no picture worth leavin’ the baby at home to a go see it at the drive-in. Continue Reading “Our Mountains Are Bigger” »

This is our new Thursday night thread. We hope YOU our readers and friends in the blogosphere pop your heads in and engage in a little conversation.

Jesus is joining the open thread tonight, mostly because real life interfered and I couldn’t get two separate posts together. Maybe this will become a trend.

Mississippi 27 @ South Carolina 13 – Colonel Reb versus The Cocks, only one dick can survive. Thoughts?

South Florida 20 @ Florida State 31 – Expect to see some flashes of brilliance from B.J. Daniels, but not nearly enough to overcome FSU.

California 41 @ Oregon 35 – “Never bet against Jahvid Best”, The Great Barstoolio. This game could propel him atop of the Heisman list.

Miami 31 @ Virginia Tech 20 – GatorTrey likes Miami to pull ahead late, I think they’ll be in control the entire game. Fuck.

Illinois 21 @ tOSU 42 – Can Juice lead the Zookers to victory, again? Will the Illinois defense step their game up if he puts up points?

Iowa 17 @ Penn State 27 – Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Someone other than Jesus is 15-6 (71%) on the year. These picks are only here to prove my omnipotence and are not be used as the basis for any actual cash wager. Jesus doesn’t endorse gambling.

If Lord Jesus made a better college football entrance he’s saving it for himself.

Drop on by, have a cold one on us and leave a comment. We wish your teams well. Unless you’re Marshall, then we wish you nothing but sixty minutes of hellacious pain. Let’s Go Hokies!

We’re going to be away from the computer tomorrow and unless Maggs posts something this is our only offering. We’re hoping when you guys stop by you’ll see this and either talk some trash, say something intelligent or strike up a conversation among each other. We’re trying to get everyone acquainted around here.

September 2000: Hoping to illustrate its diverse enrollment, the University of Wisconsin at Madison doctored a photograph on a brochure cover by digitally inserting a black student in a crowd of white football fans. The original photograph of white fans was taken in 1993. The additional black student, senior Diallo Shabazz, was taken in 1994. University officials said that they spent the summer looking for pictures that would show the school’s diversity — but had no luck.

We’ve been saving that one. Oh and there’s this from the fanciful land of super-conferences, which is complete bullshit.