Here’s the actual news release from the Four-Letter-Dot-Com. And here are our thoughts.

Matt Millen, who will also provide analysis on ESPN’s NFL studio coverage, will work Saturday telecasts on ABC with Sean McDonough, who called select Friday and Saturday games last year, and reporter Holly Rowe who moves from ESPN’s Saturday prime time games.

Millen should be a spectacular fit. He can use insight from his playing experience to analyze the players and segue into how he would ruin a franchise by drafting them.

Todd Blackledge

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU EAT!

Erin Andrews, who adds the Saturday game to her ESPN Thursday night series role.

Erin Andrews Thursday, Erin Andrews Saturday, Erin Andrews in NCAA 10 and Erin Andrews every-fucking-where. Is that a bad thing? No. You can never get enough of a body like this: Continue Reading “Your 2009 ESPN College Football Commentators” »

 

Yeah so what we’ve lost our first two games at home by a combined 49 points but so what?  Fuck you that’s what!  Look at this girl next to me.  What a hot number with perfect teeth which means S-T-D free.  When we went up 3-0 I grabbed a sweet handful of her right ass cheek when she jumped up to yell.  Between that and our field goal make I was one crotch adjustment away from a semi. Now I wish she would sit down and shut the fuck up, fuck her and her care free love of life.

I can’t believe 20 minutes ago I actually high-fived this douche to the right of me.  He’s wiping his nose now. Yeah way to make us all look like pussies.  No one wipes their nose at a football game. They blow snot rockets on people 5 rows down.  Fuck him.  I bet the first thing he does when he gets home for Thanksgiving is wait around for all of his “friends” that won’t call.  Tool.

The only way this night turns around for me is if I get with the blond behind me.  Yeah baby I noticed you are too cool to not wear a Rutgers shirt to the big game, but I bet you aren’t too good for doling out some sloppy Georgia Dome.  Are you looking at me give the finger to all of America?  You know if you keep checking me out of the corner of your eye its going to get stuck like that. That’s right I am bad ass: Liger < Me < Marine Corps.  I hope her teeth are as big and full nice as the rest of the package.  Actually I hope she doesn’t have any teeth at all.

Thank to the Wiz for the picture.

Rice fans are definitely still bitter about former coach Todd Graham bolting for in-state conference rival Tulsa. In case you can’t remember in his first year (2006) at Rice, Graham turned a 1-11 team into a 7-5 team that played in the New Orleans Bowl. After the success of 2006 season Graham received an extension and declared his intention to stay at Rice for years to come. Days later he bolted for Tulsa.

This weekend when Rice played Tulsa the Rice Marching Band’s halftime show was a big fuck you titled “Todd Graham’s Inferno“. The whole thing is hilarious and should be read in its entirety.

4th Circle: Franchione in Hell

We thought we might find Todd Graham in the fourth circle with the greedy and the avaricious, but he was nowhere to be found. However, we did find his shredded Rice contract — leading like breadcrumbs into the inferno — and there, gathering the pieces, was Dennis Franchione.

Hands down The Mob are the best damn band in the land.

Fuck these Irish faggots. For a world class education they are as intelligent as a dirty bomb. I’m going balls to the wall. Are any of you pussies planning on sacrificing your ability to walk on this play too? That’s right bitches…

ball is snapped

Here I come, yippie ki yay mother fucker. No way bitch, your pussy ass ain’t cuttin’ me on this play. Its Willie Mayes Hayes time.

dives over running back, makes the sack

BOOM! I am a fucking scud missile.

Ram Vella is my hero.

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Rutgers is taking the next step towards becoming a traditional powerhouse football program.  They have already become a mainstay in the Top 25 polls, will no doubt be going to another bowl game, have stellar head coach Greg Schiano signed until 2012 and are discussing stadium expansion.  The fun part is now the New Jersey fans are really starting to get into it.

…a slotback who already spent three quarters being chased and tackled by gangs of defensive linemen and linebackers, all weighing at least 100 pounds more than him, was then given a dose of Rutgers’ student section class.

”You got f—ed up. You got f—ed up. You got f–ed-up,”

…

Navy was booed and peppered with “You suck!” chants when they stepped on the field for both halves. Toward the end of the second half, Rutgers students in the new bleacher section began to serenade the adjacent section of Navy fans and uniformed Midshipmen.

“F— you, Navy. F—you, Navy. F— you, Navy.”

Once the stadium expands Rutgers will begin to challenge West Virginia as the classiest fans in all of College Football.  On the one hand, WVU is notorious for throwing batteries at visiting players, band members and fans, burning couches and dropping a deuce in a seat.  The Rutgers’ equation of Many Asshole New Jerseyans + Liquor + Game Day Traffic + Competitive Football Team is certainly going to push the limit.

VTBaz,

Once again it is time for you to suck shit of my ass.  That’s right NCAA 08 is droppin’ in less than a week.  I cannot wait to just bury you into the fucking ground.  It has been 2+ years since you have beaten, let alone, competed against me.  That has to be humiliating.   KingOfTroy11, suck my dick.  I will run train on you faster than Peter King on KSK.

I have been contemplating how I will humiliate you this year: option, spread, fun and gun, pro?  I am think 20 minutes of no huddling, audibling, blitzing right up your asshole fucking FOOTBALL!

There is only one thing left ot say

“Here I come, here I go
UH OH! Don’t jump bitch, move
You see them headlights? You hear that fuckin’ crowd?
Start that goddamn show, I’m comin’ through
Hit the stage and knock the curtains down
I fuck the crowd up – that’s what I do
Young and successful – a sex symbol
The bitches want me to fuck – true true
Hold up wait up, shorty
&quot;Oh wazzzupp, get my dick sucked, what are yoouu doin’?&quot;
Sidelinin’ my fuckin’ bussiness
Tryin’ to get my baby child support soon
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these fuckin’ T.V.’s and jewelry bitch, tell me that?
No, I ain’t bitter, I don’t give a fuck
But i’ma tell you like this bitch
You better not walk in front of my tour bus”

Ollie is the freaking man.