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Because a Snuggie won’t do when the weather outside is frightful during the Joelidays.
JOE XOXO
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Delany’s Dozen. Big Ten Expansion has been the hot topic during this brief college football sabbatical. We tossed out our (reasonable) suggestions awhile ago. But we hope the Big Ten goes hard at Texas and Nebraska; let chaos reign. Dan Shanoff has an interesting take and thinks Navy as a football only member makes perfect sense. His thesis is built upon the idea that a championship game isn’t a factor for Big Ten expansion. Whether it is or isn’t, we think it is, there will be a Big Ten Championship Game if the conference expands. No money will be left on the table.

U Inspired Dynasties. Conquest Chronicles serves up some spicy food for thought. Was the Trojan’s “modern-day” dynasty on par with Miami’s? If everything else is a push we’ll take Miami solely for the Vice City nightlife. Although, one thing we’ll point out is Miami had 3 consensus and 1 split Media National Championships, while USC had only 1 and 1. Continue Reading “Around the Interwebs” »

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Georgia Tech and Navy have a couple of things in common. Both schools run Paul Johnson’s spread-option and, two, that’s going to result in the ball being forcibly crammed up their opponents’ ass.

2009 Georgia Tech & Navy Rushing Offenses
Team Rushing Yards (Rank) Total Yards (Rank) % Rushing Yards Rushing Playing Total Plays % Total Plays Points a Game (Rank)
Georgia Tech 3149 (1) 4427 (3) 71.1% 583 700 83% 34.7 (14)
Navy 2866 (2) 3567 (60) 80% 602 676 89% 28.8 (49)
Throught 11/7/09 I gets mah statisticals from College Football Statistics.

Unlike other highly regarded offensive schemes, Johnson’s spread isn’t predicated on balance. In more than eight out of ten snaps Georgia Tech and Navy are going to line up, the offensive  linemen’s finger tips are going to be dug into the dirt, knuckles white, the quarterback is going to holster the leather, sprint out and make a decision of how to best get the rock in space. Simply put, at the end of the day, that’s going to result in a lot yards, points and emergency visits to the proctologist. That is all.

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Make it rain. Saturday’s forecast calls for 1-2 inches of rain and agony. Inclement weather always makes for more interesting contests and in most cases turns a game into a defensive struggle, advantage Hokies. furrer4heisman has posted his spectacular game guide, What to Watch. Obviously we’re going to be keeping our eye on Bro Montana.

Orson + Paint explain why tOSU takes more shit than Oklahoma for their recent #fail. It’s a logical explanation that will make graphic artists everywhere cringe. However, we do think general disdain for the Sweater Vest is part of the formula. Oh wait, that is also explained by Orson’s model. Continue Reading “Around the Interwebs” »

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Alabama, this IS your fan-base.updated with correct Virginia Tech-Alabama video

BHGP rocks the blogoshophere in the face with If College Football Programs Were Pro Wrestlers. Virginia Tech would probably be Diamond Dallas Page, highly respectable, dominated the 2nd tier and then finally reached elite status by winning the Heavyweight Championship (we hope).

Mississippi State has installed the very first dual baby changing/abortion station. The Dan Mullen regime is glorious and may it continue for many moons.

The Jim Tressel Mood Chart. Oh hello friend. John you say, pleasure to make you acquaintance,  Jim Tressel. No I haven’t had BOTOX my face is just stuck in this expressionless state. Unless you steal my favorite sweater vest then I get real ornery and have to choke-a-bitch.

The Birddog whips up a fantastically hilarious  fictional tale based on a true events. It seems like GoMids posters are just like every other message board dumb-ass.

Virginia Tech Previews. Over the Pylon has VT number 10 in their pre-season countdown and for a blog with no invested interest in VT they do a nice job previewing the Hokies. And we wrote the VT preview over at The Big Lead.

Urban Meyer doesn’t like his SI cover picture. You know you’ve made it when you can bitch about how you look on the FUCKING SI COVER. Florida AD Jeremy Foley is trying to schedule SI to visit the Swamp in 2013 so 1) Meyer has another reason to not leave for Notre Dame 2) revenge is a dish best served cold motherfuckers.

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