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I see London, I see France, I see Al Groh’s underpants and it scared me for life. Former UVa assistant and University of Richmond head honcho Mike London will be announced at the next coach at Virginia today. Color me meh. Furrer is proclaiming the rivalry is back, I disagree. UVa might pull a couple of recruits as waves from the hiring splash, but it will take a win on the field to turn the Commonwealth Cup back into a rivalry. We still think Ron Prince would’ve been the best choice.
College Football Championship Week in Graphs. Swindle accurately describes the, “He went to Jared!” commercials as the intersection of horseshit and total horseshit.
Bowl Swag. The Capital One Bowl is lavishing players with a party at Best Buy ($420 limit), while the Hawaii Bowl is giving Kahala Aloha shirts. Only size medium are left. And how can anyone think giving out footballs to football players is a good idea.
A story of one Alabama fan and his turtle Julio. We were certain the kid was going to eat the turtle at the end.
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After an eighth straight loss to USC, a second home loss to Navy in three years and disappointing finish against the Pitt Wanstaches speculation for who will replace Charlie Weis has taken the Interwebs by storm. Athletic director Jack Swarbrick says he’s got the buyout money (via The Blue-Gray Sky) tucked away under his 11″ Serta California King, which is as good as saying the final nail is in the coffin. It’s never been about fronting money at Notre Dame, it’s about winning enough games to maintain their television contract, getting an annual payday from the BCS and being in the hunt for the National Championship. The University simply wants a return on their investment.
Bob Davie, Tyrone Willingham and Charlie Weis all proved that being head coach at Notre Dame is too much for one man. Going forward it’s unlikely that the Irish will be able to pull an elite coach such as: Urban Meyer or Bob Stoops so why not hire a group of men, supermen in their own right, otherwise known as The Notre Dame Brain Trust, to collectively coach and run the day-to-day operations of the team.
Regis Philbin
Position: The face of Notre Dame football
Responsibilities: Media whoring, damage control, master of propaganda
In Short: Regis will be the iced over slab of beef at the podium to heal the wounded eye of Notre Dame after any loss. He’ll remain as host of Live with Regis and Kelly in order to continue to throat fuck Americans with all things Irish. Continue Reading “The Notre Dame Brain Trust” »
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Around the Interwebs
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Make it rain. Saturday’s forecast calls for 1-2 inches of rain and agony. Inclement weather always makes for more interesting contests and in most cases turns a game into a defensive struggle, advantage Hokies. furrer4heisman has posted his spectacular game guide, What to Watch. Obviously we’re going to be keeping our eye on Bro Montana.
Orson + Paint explain why tOSU takes more shit than Oklahoma for their recent #fail. It’s a logical explanation that will make graphic artists everywhere cringe. However, we do think general disdain for the Sweater Vest is part of the formula. Oh wait, that is also explained by Orson’s model. Continue Reading “Around the Interwebs” »
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