CollegeGameBalls: College Football at its Finest

Michigan - The Big Ten is officially a one team conference after Ohio State took another win over Michigan.  Lllloyd Carr is confirmed to retire at his Monday morning press conference and every headline should read, “Carr Retires, Tired of Tressel Putting it in His Ass”.  Henne and Hart could only put together 112 total […]

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Boston College - Where’s the balance?  Last week against FSU pole sucker Brent Mussburger was right about Matty Ice being a legit NFL quarterback.  However, the rest of the Eagles are terrible.  This isn’t a team, it is one superstar carrying a bunch of other mediocre players.  The multitude of sacks allowed by the offensive […]

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When them tops come down, chicks tops come down
When them shots come out, make cops come around
When them blocks come out, I can wake up a small town
In case you haven’t heard it, Jay Z’ American Gangster is fucking hot.
Notre Dame - In the Navy, we love to run triple option. In the Navy, […]

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Virginia Tech - How do you give up 2 touchdowns in the final 2:11, at home on Thursday night? The answer is simple: do the exact opposite of everything you had been doing on defense, not recover an onside kick and stop covering receivers before the whistle. Also, I am no longer repping […]

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South Carolina - I am a Steve Spurrier fan.  Hell if I went to Florida or South Carolina I’de sporting the ear to ear shit eating grin of the Ole Ball Coach on my left ass cheek.  Favoritism aside, how can the Cock and Shoot only score 6 points on Vanderbilt?  The Ball Coach says […]

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California - I tried to make the argument at the bar with Simon that the Cal loss was somewhat excusable because they were without Nate Longshore. However the bottom line is Kevin Riley went 20/34 for 294 passing yards with 2 touchdowns and a pick. How much better production would Cal had seen […]

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USC - Most people are calling the Stanford win the greatest upset of the season, while some are saying the decade and a few are saying it is the biggest upset of all time.  I am sure Michigan fans are hoping for the latter (Appalachian State is Hot Hot Hot).  Where ever it ranks, it […]

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Oklahoma - Colorado got a much needed big time DIVISION I FOOTBALL victory after being a doormat in THE BIG TWELVE for the last 2 years.  The Buffalos were able to overcome a late 24-10 deficit when it looked like the Sooners left the game to GO PLAY INTRAMURALS BROTHER.
Texas - The most surprising statistic […]

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In honor of The Office returning to television this week we Present The College Football Dundies.
Grace Under Fire Award - Mario Urrutia
Louisville’s Wide Receiver dropped 5 balls throughout the course of the game and accounted for two very costly Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalties late in the 2nd half.  Louisville’s D might not have done their job, […]

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UCLA - Three interceptions and two fumbles equals one horrid loss to Utah.  The Utes brought the defense, harassed Ben Olson in the pocket. stopped the run game, capitalized off of turnovers and eliminated any chance of UCLA in the National Championship Game.  This game was just an absolute blowout and is huge upset #2 […]

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