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For those of you who didn’t hear, last Saturday afternoon there was a water main break behind the Merryman Center. AÂ Bud Light van, usually responsible for flooding our brains with poor judgement, not the ground with water, hit a fire hydrant.
Picture courtesy of Patrick Stevens’ terrific D1SCOURSE blog.
The VT-MD roundball tipoff was rescheduled from 4:00 to 6:30pm. Among the Hokies I talked with the consensus on the situation was: positive, more time to get shit housed at the bar, negative no bathrooms to relieve yourself in once the seal is ready to burst. That’s a more than manageable trade off though, so no harm no foul. Right?
Wrong!
It has come to my attention the football practice field was a casualty of the accident, OH THE HUMANITY.
I hope that’s not poop water. You can swing on by the Beamer Blog to see more pictures of the damage.
To be honest, I’m surprised the field held the water that well. Looking at the big picture, spring practice starts on 3/31 and my guess is it will be all cleaned up by then, so crisis averted.
And now because everyone is thinking it…
Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Chief Wiggum: Forget it. That’s two blocks away.
Lou: Looks like there’s beer coming out of the chimney.
Chief Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a code 8.
Lou: [on the radio] We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.
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Happy Thanksgiving
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I ran this post in 2008 and will continue to do so every Thanksgiving as long as this blog is in existence.
Except to UVA players, fans, family and alumni. Go fuck yourselves.
Gobbler Country put up his Thanksgiving dinner power poll. Great idea, but it was weak. For a real mans poll continue reading. (His post this year is better.)
- Gravy and mashed potatos
- turnips and gravy
- cream of gravy soup
- potato caserole and gravy
- Bacon, brussel sprouts and gravy
- Warm Gravy
- Dressing (cornbread stuffing) and gravy
- Stuffing and gravy
- Shrimp and gravy
- cranberry sauce and gravy
- Iced Gravy (eat with spoon)
- Any type of pie doused with gravy
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Ever wish you could take a Jägermeister shot machine with you camping, tailgating, and partying?
Yes, yes and yes. The provided convenience will also allow me to obnoxiously enjoy licorice flavored bliss at funerals, business luncheons, my barber shop, on a boat and at Christenings. Everyone knows Jesus was a Jager loving deity.
Available as a six-bottle value pack, the cooler has plenty of room for all six bottles, ice, and the requisite cans of Red Bull, and uses the same tech as the Jägermeister Tap Machine to deliver ice-cold shots straight from the external tap.
Gentleman, is their any debate over which cooler to buy in 2009?
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Yup they’ve got ham aids. And no it’s not caused from pig fucking.
While some affected players had already returned to practice, Cutcliffe said there were other still battling the flu-like symptoms. Citing HIPAA laws, he would not name players who had been impacted, though he said typical bouts have lasted two to three days, with some players needing quarantine.
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Duke football head trainer Hap Zarzour said all cases have been “mild” with symptoms ranging from a cough to chest congestion to high fevers. He said one player had been officially tested and diagnosed with the H1N1 virus. Other players, he said, are presumed to have it.
Get well, get well soon we wish you to get well.
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In order to show fans he is doing all he can to score points and win games, Coach Weis has been gracious enough to sit down and explain the Notre Dame playbook to us.
This is our off tackle play. In spring training I set out for us to be a physical running team. That didn’t work. We don’t really run this play anymore. Continue Reading “Charlie Weis Explains the Notre Dame Playbook” »
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