CollegeGameBalls: College Football at its Finest

In case we all don’t know the concept of Bowl Mania I will take a second to explain. Pick the winner of every bowl game with a unique confidence (1-32) and earn those confidence points with each correct pick.
32. Kansas v Virginia Tech
Why? Kansas is overrated as fuck. They beat […]

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Researchers at the University of Texas have found college students drink more on football game day more than any other day. No shit Sherlock. Massive alcohol intake is at the very core of what makes college football such a great sport. Without alcohol none of the following high points of college football would […]

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When them tops come down, chicks tops come down
When them shots come out, make cops come around
When them blocks come out, I can wake up a small town
In case you haven’t heard it, Jay Z’ American Gangster is fucking hot.
Notre Dame - In the Navy, we love to run triple option. In the Navy, […]

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In order to show fans he is doing all he can to score points and win games, Coach Weis has been gracious enough to sit down and explain the Notre Dame playbook. (All it took to coerce him was a baconator, 3x chillies and a liter of cola)

This is our off tackle play. […]

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Rutgers is taking the next step towards becoming a traditional powerhouse football program.  They have already become a mainstay in the Top 25 polls, will no doubt be going to another bowl game, have stellar head coach Greg Schiano signed until 2012 and are discussing stadium expansion.  The fun part is now the New Jersey […]

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This is pretty straight forward.
1 Drink

Every time Charlie Weis looks like he needs a cheeseburger
When you wish they would be showing an unaired competitive game instead of the ND blowout
Any time the first 8 games of schedule are mentioned
Any time the last 4 games of schedule are mentioned
Every time the ND offense goes three and […]

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According to ESPN we are 3:41:45 away from the beginning of the college football season and every media outlet (including this one) has exhausted us with conference previews, Top 25s, Heisman candidates, etc. However , we haven’t talked about what is most important… How to get fucked up on Saturdays. Throwing in their […]

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VTBaz,
Once again it is time for you to suck shit of my ass.  That’s right NCAA 08 is droppin’ in less than a week.  I cannot wait to just bury you into the fucking ground.  It has been 2+ years since you have beaten, let alone, competed against me.  That has to be humiliating.   […]

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Residents of Wisconsin are participating in the 19th anual Beer Belly, a race for charity.  Sounds normal enough, right?  Until you read instead of replenishing their bodies with water, they are downing beers.
Beer Belly veteran Mike Marin said this is one workout he can really get into.
“This way the wife allows me to have a […]

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Everyone is making a big deal about Brady Quinn, one again, looking \ acting \ dressing like a homo.  However, I just can’t get passed the fact that there is something else better than football out there  for AJ Hawk.

AJ Uruk-Hai Hawk - AJ served his master Sauron well in conquering Ithilien and destroying the […]

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