Carol will you be my football Grandma?

Not even a broken hip could keep septuagenarian Carol Walden from her Hawkeyes.

“Better call the doctor, and so I did and she said ‘you better go to the hospital’ and I said ‘OK,’” said Walden. But Walden didn’t go right away.
When asked if she was ready to go she said no, “I have to see the Hawkeyes win.”

The raspy lows of Eddie Podolak’s voice must’ve knocked her right out of her rocker. Kidding aside, Carol you dedication and conviction are admirable.

This is the latest example of an elderly college football fan besting the fandom of any member of  the Internet generation. Two Thursdays ago lifelong Husker Rex Plock was in medically induced coma for six days, but briefly woke up to watch Big Red beat Mizzou.

According to his other daughter, Deb Kapperman, a nurse in Lincoln: “He said if I don’t get to see that Nebraska football game, I am going to be really mad.”
By late Wednesday, he had weakened, but by Thursday morning, Plock was chipper, bugging his family about when the football game was going to start.
“It was amazing,” said Kathy Cane [Plock's eldest daughter].

The bar has been set high you Twittering beer bongers.

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Cincinnati 30 @ South Florida 21 – I’m taking Cinci because of Tony Pike, Tony Pike and Tony Pike. He’s been a machine and the Bearcats have won on the road in a tougher venue (Corvallis, Oregon [St]). I’ll be focused on the play of B.J. Daniels and how he responds playing in his first major home game. The boys in green over at Sparty like Cinci too.

Oklahoma 38 versus Texas 31 – I haven’t been impressed with Texas lallygagging against Wyoming, Texas Tech and Colorado. I have a man-crush on Sam Bradford; respect the golf skills. On the outside (and I stress outside) chance VT runs the table we’ll need helping getting to the MNC and a Sooner win would be just that. So my pick is based 25% with my head and 100%heart, because I’M ALL HEART BABY. And for shits and grins: know your rivalry.

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My thoughts on Saturday that you will probably disagree with.

Nighttime in Death Valley was a letdown. Tebow, for the most part, was kept out of the shit and did just enough. LSU’s offense was lousy and because of that the Tigers were never a threat to win the game.

Blackout Fail. Doak was a sea of Garnet and Gold and three coeds fought a movement backed by thousands of no-show forum warriors.

The commissioner’s office has notified Vanderbilt that Commodores’ fans have lost the right to chant, “ESS EEE CEE (repeat ad nauseam)” after their 13-16 loss to Army.

Hokies, we can have offense too? Who the hell is Jim Drunkenmiller anyways?

So far, Texas has been sleepwalking through their schedule. The alarm goes off for Oklahoma this week.

Rich Rod was looking Einsteinian after he pulled Forcier in the fourth quarter and replaced him with Denard Robinson. He promptly lead Michigan to score. Then on Michigan’s final possession Robinson sealed Iowa’s win after he was picked.

I’m convinced I could lead Texas Tech on a scoring drive. Red Raiders’ backup QB Steven Sheffield threw for 7 TDs.

Alabama is the most complete team. Ole Miss is the most disappointing team.

Houston is 3-0 (Oklahoma State, Texas Tech and Mississippi State) against the BCS and 0-1 against Conference USA.

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Jesus in the house. What? What?

Nebraska 23 at Mizzou 21 – Let’s get frisky! Corn Nation and Rock M Nation are betting taglines on the outcome. Orson has this bitch factored and it’s not not looking good for the Huskers or, well, maybe it is… I like Nebraska because I saw man-child Roy Helu Jr. conquer the souls of eleven Virginia Tech defenders almost three weeks ago.

Auburn 38 at Arkansas 31 – It’s goin’ be a shootout in Fayetteville. I give the edge to Auburn because they can put up points, and they’ll play better defense.

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These are, hands down, the best signs from right outside Beaver Stadium in Happy Valley.

Stanzi rocks out with his cock out.

Who doesn’t love fish sticks? Oh… wait a minute…

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