The best part of this clip (not shown) is autocrat Ron Prince showing zero emotion on the sideline. Where is your power towel Ron?

I almost feel cheated that Doc Brown didn’t pick me up in his De Lorean and bring me back to 1985 to watch this video. Ron Prince made sure that if blowing a 4th quarter lead to Auburn wasn’t enough to embarrass K State then this video would. I mean what the fuck… Are they going to play this at games when they want you to wave your Power Towel? Did nobody tell K State that waving a towel is pointless and only makes your fans and team look like douche bags.

If I were to make a video trying to get the intensity of my student section up during games these would be the key points:

• The main theme would be to drink a pint of liquor before each game
• Throughout the video you would hear: “Did you drink your liquor?!”, “Make sure to drink your liquor pint!” and “You better get drunk and rowdy off your liquor pint!”
• The background music would be a remix of 2 Live Crew, Pop Dat Pussy
• There would be no special effect fireworks
• Being fellated by three coeds, the biggest benefit of being a student fan, would be displayed prominently