The shit show starts at 8:00pm. If you would like to suggest rules of the yet to be established drinking game you may do so in the comments below.

All the quotes are by Mike Patrick from Saturday’s (1/2/09) Alamo Bowl unless otherwise noted. Proceed at your own risk.

Ruffin McNeill will be the interim head coach tonight for Texas Tech, what’s his first objective?

Hmm, I don’t know? Winning the fucking game maybe…?

Yeah Mike Leach is not coming back.

Insightful.

There’s Adam James who was the young man who was (pause) actually punished for having a concussion. He was sent to two rooms the description of which vary depending on which side you are listening to, but was told to stay in those rooms instead of being at practice uh which is not quite the uh (pause) medical (pause) terms used for uh (pause) treatment of concussion.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Mike Patrick, the foremost authority on concussions and other brain related traumas, eloquent and well-spoken as always. Continue Reading “Mike Patrick Zombified My Brain During the Alamo Bowl” »

And the moral of the story: never lose your inner pirate or coach will help you find it.

Mike Leach Suspended. The Pirate Captain allegedly confined Adam James (son of Pony Craig James) in a dark electrical closet because he wouldn’t practice with a concussion. And BONUS Craig won’t be working the Alamo Bowl. When you’re on the ship and you disobey the captain you get tossed in the brig, obviously Leach improvised.

The Wesley College Amphetamines versus The Naropa University Tailors in the Wizards of the Coast Gooseberry Bowl. Can you say Magic The Gathering Cards for the bowl swag? Yes we had some fun playing around with a bowl game generator that hit our inbox this evening. And for the record we’re taking the Amphetamines, they’ve had their eyes on the prize and haven’t blinked since their last fix. We encourage you to leave your zaniest creation in the comments.

Peach Bowl. Stay tuned, as the closer we approach kickoff the more our levels of Vol hate and coverage will increase. For now Gobbler Country has a Q&A with Rocky Top Talk and Vols in the Fall makes a good argument that the Hokies are ultimately playing to beat the SEC patch.

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This is a little late, but whatever. BOOM-AH!

Take this game in real gentle, slow and smooth like the final drag of exquisite cheeba, because this might be the last time, for a long while, that you see the Hawk storming around the sidelines of a prime time football game. My prediction is for a rocky mountain high debacle. Feel free to stop by and enjoy the carnage.

You don’t buy these guns brah. You earn them by consuming 3,000 calories and throwing up iron until you piss blood. GET YOKED!

The Mirror Lake Jump: past, present and future.

Mark Mangino, the man Brent Musburger called The Big Teddy Bear, is a fat and a volatile dickhead. Jason Whitlock thinks Mangino being obese is at the heart of his problems and rage. So much for the jolly fat man stereotype. I disagree, but whatever the cause, incidents like this (via edsbs.com) have overshadowed the turnaround and miracle working he’s done on the field at Kansas.

I told him this wasn’t relevant to this ticket and he said “This job gives you power, doesn’t it? You feel real fucking powerful walking around like a big shot…He got back in his car eventually, “You just don’t like talking to me because I’m ethnic, just because I talk with my hands.” He then went on to tell me how important he was to this university and how he doesn’t have time to spend dealing with this crap.

Rock Chalk Talk has a running list of what’s actually gone down and what’s suspected to have gone down. Continue Reading “Around the Interwebs” »

Get your repenting on non-worthy mortals because Jesus is back.

Feel free to sleep in, or get an extra day of worship in, because there isn’t one game before 3:30 worth getting up for.

Wake Forest 24 @ Georgia Tech 42 – Wake is usually good for one big ACC road win a year, and so for they are oh-for. But there’s no way in hell (pun intended) they’re coming away with a win from Bobby Dodd.

Continue Reading “Divine Predictions. Updated Jesus Cup Standings.” »

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The Big 12 North, taking it on the chin since 2003. Pictured above is the aftermath of the Texas’ 7-41 bludgeoning of Mizzou not pictured is Oklahoma’s thrashing of Kansas. Those both came a week after Mizzou’s 17-33 loss to Oklahoma State and Texas Tech’s armed robbery of Nebraska’s Blackshirts. Point being, the Big 12 North is pushing the ACC Atlantic for the unwanted recognition of worst division in college football.

Online Tours of the SEC are departing in five minutes. Get the fuck out, you’ve never spent an afternoon meandering drunkenly through The Grove or screaming your balls off in Death Valley on brisk autumn evening? Don’t be too embarrassed we’ve never been to either and Friends of the Program has us covered with their FREE virtual tours.

Pulse of the ACC. Hell, the most excited I’ve been about N.C. State this week was when Adrian Wilson gave a shout out to Philip Rivers during an interview on the Jim Rome show. That’s just depressing. The locals are sacrificing their prize pigs to Saint Dabo who better stuff himself fat on ham and bacon while he can because that unexpected loss is right around the corner. Dane and Winfield score a Pee-wee Herman in an adult theater on the CGB Giddy Scale. Brian and Jeff are adrift in a motionless ocean of what happened and are trying to figure out how to tell their wives they won’t at home in time for Foxtrot lessons. And, finally, Softball Face wants ‘Noles to forget the Ponder/Tebow comparisons.

His sweater vest won’t be dry cleaned, steamed, re-steamed nor will his American flag pin be within .01% error perpendicular to the center of a loosely knotted tie, because Evil Tressel is back. Bitches.

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