by Etching Super Mario Brothers power ups into your head is the new hotness. I’m jealous.
But, not even a Power Star/Starman could help Jacory and Miami against Whiskey in the Champs Sports Bowl. However, it’s a bitching fade and shave so perfectly executed that it at least deserves the reverse angle look.
Now go find that lost swagger Jacory.
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1cleet on Dec 30, 2009 at 8:38 am:
What a horribad performance. I picked the Canes to go 9-4 this year so overall the season is right where it was expected to be. Hell some people had us starting the year 1-3 or 0-4 but does not justify how they played. Even with their banged-up O-line they let the Badges bully them. The defense needs to learn how to cover a tight end. Whiskey deserves a lot of credit, especially for the Big Ten.
That said, that field was an embarassment to every football player, ever. Heinz Field after a monsoon thinks that field blew ass. Good thing Jacory had the star no his head because the Wisconsin pass rushers were going low.
2Magglio Merkin on Dec 30, 2009 at 9:49 am:
What no feather? You don’t even have to do shit, you just fly over the level. Dumb ass.
3simon on Dec 30, 2009 at 10:05 am:
Isn’t that the Whistle Magglio? Or would the Whistle Fly him directly to the 2011 BCS Championship Game?
4cleet on Dec 30, 2009 at 10:32 am:
I think the he needs the blue Yoshi.
5cgb on Dec 30, 2009 at 10:32 am:
@cleet – I can’t wait to see how shitty the field is for LSU-PSU in two days.
@simon – It would take at least two whistles to get the BCS Championship Game. Regardless of how long it would take me to get there, I’d still want the raccoon suit.
6younglefty on Dec 30, 2009 at 11:34 am:
The whistle and the feather are old school. He needs the propeller suit that makes him look like Kazoo.
/sister got the Wii for Christmas
7Tomas Verde on Jan 4, 2010 at 12:24 am:
Needs the penguin suit from the new Mario. Though, the propeller suit is badass, too.
/also got the new SMB for Christmas