… and drinking game. The drink of choice being a lukewarm blend of duck and beaver liver fats.

Before playing pick a side North (Oregon State) or South (Oregon).

1. Whenever your side gives up points it’s 1 drink for 3 or less and 2 drinks for 4 or more.
2. 1 drink if the LeGarrette Blount punch is mentioned, 3 drinks if they show the video. Then promptly fist pump.
3. If your side is the North it’s 1 drink for every dumbass Jesse Palmer comment, if you’re the South do the same for Craig James. (honor system in play here for what constitutes a ‘dumbass comment’)
4. Any time an announcer mentions the last time Oregon State was in the Rose Bowl was 1965, take a drink.
5. Any time an announcer laments the fact that somebody who isn’t USC is going to win the Pac 10, finish your drink.
6. If Erin Andrews says something along the lines of, “it’s getting loud in here”, that’s 3 drinks.
7. Any time the game is compared to the actual Civil War, finish your drink.
8. Any time Phil Knight is mentioned, 2 drinks. If they show him, that’s 5 drinks.
9. If an announcer segues from Chip Kelly to talking about Brian Kelly to ND by saying “speaking of Kelly”, finish your drink.
10. If there’s a reference to Appomattox Court House, finish your drink.
11. Anytime, anything, about Oregon’s uniforms are mentioned that’s 2 drinks.
12. Anytime you see some sexual innuendo ie ’save trees, eat beavers’, that’s 2 drinks.

If you have more rules then leave them in the comments.

Also joining us will be Gobbler Country, Black Heart Gold Pants and Eleven Warriors.