Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year’s BCS National Championship Game, was arrested at 3:58 a.m. Tuesday on DUI charges.
COP: “Sir, have you been drinking?”
Dunlap: *hic*
COP: “Please step out of the car, sir.”
Dunlap: “But I spent 5 minutes with Tebow! You will never see a *hic* player work harda’ brah.”
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1Magglio Merkin on Dec 1, 2009 at 3:58 pm:
COP: “Sir, have you been drinking?”
Dunlap: *hic*
COP: “Please step out of the car, sir.”
Dunlap: “But I spent 5 minutes with Tebow! You will never see a *hic* player work harda’ brah.”