Iron Bowl (ALA 39-33-1) Alabama 23 @ Auburn 17 – In traditional with Black Friday the main course will be served before all the appetizers today. Auburn will be able to move the ball, but the Tide defense will prove too tough and Mark Ingram too consistent.

Backyard Brawl (PITT 61-37-3) Pittsburgh 20 @ West Virginia 31 – My Wanstafidence is at an all time low, because the team is performing at an all time high.

Egg Bowl (MISS 60-39-6) Ole Miss 33 @ Mississippi State 24 – The Bulldogs will do what they’ve done all year, come close in a big game and ultimately fall short.

Commonwealth Cup (VT 48-37-5) Virginia Tech 41 @ Virginia 27 – #BeatUVa

Holy War (Utah 53–33–4) Utah 24 @ BYU 27 – The two  most vanilla 9-2 teams battle it out in the holiest of holies. Long story short I like BYU because they’re home.

Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate (UGA 59-39-5) Georgia 24 @ Georgia Tech 35 – It won’t be a blowout like our friends think it’ll be, because Georgia is talented and they’ve shown they can put up points against average defenses.

If you’re around this weekend and trying to avoid your family, feel free to join in on the conversation. She’ll be here.

H/T: Poon of the SEC

No she won’t.