Take this game in real gentle, slow and smooth like the final drag of exquisite cheeba, because this might be the last time, for a long while, that you see the Hawk storming around the sidelines of a prime time football game. My prediction is for a rocky mountain high debacle. Feel free to stop by and enjoy the carnage.

You don’t buy these guns brah. You earn them by consuming 3,000 calories and throwing up iron until you piss blood. GET YOKED!
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1cgb on Nov 19, 2009 at 7:45 pm:
Better rant Hawk’s, “It’s the Big 12!” or Gundy’s, “I’m a man, I’m 40!” ?
2BCO on Nov 19, 2009 at 11:24 pm:
Hawk … triple voice inflection as he says it, beats the double voice inflection of gundy. btw, gundy looks like a bobblehead.
3Magglio Merkin on Nov 20, 2009 at 10:26 am:
I pissed blood once. I will never go back to Colorado again.