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| Rank | Team | Delta | Intellectuals* |
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| 1 | Alabama |  2 |
Waxed Mississippi State |
| 2 | Texas | Waxed Baylor | |
| 3 | Florida |  2 |
Beat an above average USC, will wax Florida International. |
| 4 | TCU | Wouldn’t roll over to any of the “big three”. | |
| 5 | Georgia Tech | Thrashed Duke to lock up the ACC Coastal. | |
| 6 | Cincinnati | Tony Pikes came off the bench to throw two touchdowns. Still perfect, Oregon State win is looking better, but overall looking less impressive. | |
| 7 | Boise State | Putting 63 on Idaho was impressive, but Nevada threw up 70 on them. | |
| 8 | Oregon | ||
| 9 | Ohio State | 1 |
Once again they’re the class of the Big Ten, and thank God they don’t have to play USC again. |
| 10 | Pittsburgh | 1 |
Wanstache |
| 11 | LSU | 3 |
Struggled with Louisiana Tech and move up because of losses above them. What SEC team will Derek Dooley coach? |
| 12 | Stanford | 12 |
In the last two weeks they’ve hung half a hundred on Oregon and USC. |
| 13 | Clemson | 5 |
Don’t fuck up against Virginia. |
| 14 | Oklahoma State | 5 |
Held Texas Tech to a season low 17 points. |
| 15 | Iowa | 3 |
I Didn’t like Ferentz siting on the ball tied at 24 with 0:52 left. Take at least ONE chance and try to make something happen. Still, they’re a pretty good football team taking tOSU to overtime in the Shoe with their backup quarterback. |
| 16 | Wisconsin | 4 |
John Clay is quietly becoming that next Badger running back. |
| 17 | Southern Cal | 8 |
They reloaded, but you cannot recruit experience and for right now that’s the only thing holding the Trojans back. |
| 18 | Oregon State | ||
| 19 | Penn State | 4 |
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| 20 | North Carolina | Absolutely shocked at the resiliency the Tar Heels have shown after losing to FSU at home three weeks ago. | |
| 21 | Virginia Tech | 4 |
Is your offense constipated? Then try all organic Maryland, now with more herbals. |
| 22 | Brigham Young | Outside beating Oklahoma, they haven’t done much. | |
| 23 | Miami (Florida) | 10 |
SWAGGA redacted |
| 24 | Houston | 9 |
Finish up the season with Memphis 2-8 and Rice 1-9. Will need a win over a legit team in their bowl game in order to redeem themselves. |
| 25 | Nebraska | They’re more than capable of upsetting Texas in the Big XII Championship Game, if they make it there. | |
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Dropped Out: Utah (#16), Arizona (#17), South Florida (#21).
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| My Mumme Poll top five and next seven are exactly those teams 1-5 and 6-12 respectively. | |||
| Last week’s ballot | |||
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1Simon on Nov 16, 2009 at 11:40 am:
Where’s Notre Dame?
I love jokes…
2beercontrol on Nov 16, 2009 at 9:17 pm:
not sure how unc and clemson can be above vt. sure the 2nd half of the season they have played better but i would think vt’s win vs nebraska means a lot more than whatever either’s best ooc game is. certainly the case for carolina who has a big east like ooc this year.
3cgb on Nov 17, 2009 at 11:28 am:
Clemson’s defense held TCU (who I think is legit) to a season low 14 points. They also won in Miami and came closer than we did to besting GT in Atlanta. The Maryland loss is a huge question mark for me, but they’ve obviously fixed whatever was wrong with them. As for UNC, if Nebraska wins the Big 12 North (or dare they upset Texas) then that win once again carries more significance. For now I like their wins over us and Miami more than I like our wins over Miami and Nebraska.