USF-Rutgers Open Threadage

by cgb on Thu, Nov 12, 2009 at 7:15 pm

If you’re behind on your man choirs, haven’t made love to your wife or significant other, need to write that paper due yesterday, have to cram for Professor Hardass’ multivariable calculus exam, exercise or have any one of a thousand things to cross off your to-do list, tonight might be the night to start them.

South Florida at Rutgers isn’t a sexy matchup, but just think about how deprived you are in May. Get that pussy now, regardless of how rank it may be.

We’ll be here doing our thing, talking about the game. Please join us. Whatever you do, don’t bitch out and watch Grey’s Anatomy.

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  1. 1Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 7:31 pm:

    I’m excited to see the BeeJ play. Plus, I’m convinced Rutgers is a school comprised entirely of Jersey Shore guido douchebags.

  2. 2GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 7:37 pm:

    Needs more Holtz

  3. 3Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 7:44 pm:

    Enter Sandman needs a smoke machine.

  4. 4cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 7:44 pm:

    I’m all Holtzed out after last week’s double dose.

  5. 5GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 7:47 pm:

    Milk steak!!!

  6. 6cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 7:50 pm:

    I’m late to my own party, 10 minutes left on the train. Has this bitch kicked yet?

  7. 7Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm:

    And a side of your finest jelly beans….raw, of course.

    Buttgers passing offense getting it done.

  8. 8GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 7:56 pm:

    Damn that didn’t take much time 7-0 Rutgers

  9. 9Tomas Verde on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:00 pm:

    You can’t keep depth at a position when guys are injured on the sidelines? Thank you, Jesse Palmer, for that brilliant observation.

  10. 10In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:01 pm:

    Nothing like a classic milk steak comment.

    I told you and Caparell; chalk it up as an L for the Bulls whenever the temp is below 45.

  11. 11Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:05 pm:

    Vernon Davis trying to start a fight during pregame warmups. NFL on Thursdays? Too early for that.

    BJ INTed. Not his fault. Horseshit.

  12. 12cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:08 pm:

    So Rutgers is chopping wood eh?

  13. 13Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:08 pm:

    I want an Asian kicker. Not an Asian Left Tackle.

  14. 14GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:09 pm:

    San San Te…heh

  15. 15cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:10 pm:

    Ed ‘Drive Killer’ Wang

    I know you know better Box, lay ‘em on us.

  16. 16Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:15 pm:

    Ed Wang…spawned from the grundle butter of Eugene Chung.

  17. 17Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:16 pm:

    Damn, it looks like the Hokie O out there in green/white. Just nothin doin.

  18. 18cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:17 pm:

    Like just said 20 times, they’re spying Daniels and none of his receivers can get open. BEAMER BALL

  19. 19Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm:

    Ed Wang…also a “powerpop” band from Seattle. Wish I could make this shit up:

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ed-Wang/26347064716

  20. 20sparty on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm:

    YAHTZEE!!!

  21. 21sparty on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:21 pm:

    actually watching the NFL game here.

  22. 22cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:21 pm:

    So yeah this will be Rutgers’ one “quality” victory of the year.

  23. 23cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:22 pm:

    Wild Knight, lame-as-fuck, how about King Arthur. It’s weak as shit how every team has to call it wild-something.

  24. 24sparty on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:23 pm:

    Rutgers had the most embarrassing non-conference schedule. florida a close second. trey in 3…2…

  25. 25In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:25 pm:

    True stories cgb.

    Now they’re qualified to take on FSU in the Meineke Car Care Bowl.

  26. 26GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:26 pm:

    Ahem Texas! Florida schedule was weak, thanks to FSU.

    We got USF week 2 next fall

  27. 27cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:26 pm:

    Big East football-home of the face palm.

  28. 28GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:28 pm:

    The Wild-Hokie?

    Sounds like a stubborn stripper

  29. 29cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:29 pm:

    100 Proof Wild Hokie Turkey

  30. 30In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:29 pm:

    To me a Wild Night involves at a case a fufth of Wild Turkey 101 and twins.

  31. 31sparty on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:33 pm:

    Sparty Party. That’s what we call it in East Lansing.

    /i lied

  32. 32In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:33 pm:

    How Ron Cherry of them.

  33. 33Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:35 pm:

    BJ not as good as advertised. But he shredded FSU. Man that defense has really taken a nose dive this season.

  34. 34GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:37 pm:

    Freaking Jerzinites

  35. 35cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:39 pm:

    +1 to Sparty Party.

  36. 36Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:43 pm:

    Damn, that Brown kid is skinny as shit. Savage looks legit though.

  37. 37cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:48 pm:

    So Te is about as effective as Ed Wang.

  38. 38In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:49 pm:

    Less camera man more Erin Andrews

  39. 39GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:49 pm:

    I’m jealous of that sandwich

  40. 40sparty on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:50 pm:

    Jerzinites are responsible for 75% of the economy where you live, buddy.

  41. 41cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:50 pm:

    @GatorTrey – I’ve had a couple of them, the Fat Bastard is the best.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grease_Trucks

  42. 42GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:53 pm:

    Sparty,

    75% of the crime…yes

    CGB,

    I’m on a mission to try one

  43. 43In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:54 pm:

    USF tackles like a Big XII defense

  44. 44cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:55 pm:

    Sparty will you mail us all Grease Trucks sammiches?

  45. 45sparty on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:57 pm:

    please trey, those kids you represent are definitely not from jersey.

    cgb-i will send them priority.

  46. 46cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:58 pm:

    Texas, Oklahoma (and to an extent Nebraska) have some pretty stout defenses. The rest of that conference plays about as good defense as any given WAC team.

  47. 47In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 8:58 pm:

    Sparty, I’ll take a fat dyke

  48. 48GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:01 pm:

    At UF the popular stop was Philly on a Roll…everything was 2.99 including a large cheese pizza and some killer phillies. It closed in ‘02

  49. 49In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:02 pm:

    Beamer Ball! How hard did you just get cgb?

  50. 50GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:02 pm:

    USF should be getting destroyed…

  51. 51cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:04 pm:

    Only a semi, we would have scooped and scored.

  52. 52In The Bleachers on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:06 pm:

    false, the all caps tweet gave it away.

  53. 53cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:10 pm:

    This game is a lesson in how not to play college football.

  54. 54GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm:

    Or high school football

  55. 55cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:13 pm:

    Or high school football

    Or lingerie league.

    Leavitt must have been yelling his balls off, he can barely talk. I’ll be back for the start of the second half.

  56. 56Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:33 pm:

    East Coast football is just full of the suck this season.

  57. 57cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:36 pm:

    Leavitt is two fuck ups away from strapping it up.

  58. 58GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:42 pm:

    I don’t say it much, but that guy is gonna work himself into a stroke on the sideline

  59. 59Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:43 pm:

    Open thread tomorrow for Big East showdown of the year?

  60. 60cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm:

    Sure, cocktails are mandatory for that one. How did USF not see that blitz coming on third down? Two words, hot route.

  61. 61GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm:

    Strawberry mango daiquiris for everyone!

  62. 62GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:51 pm:

    That was a joke

  63. 63cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:53 pm:

    Knightro approves!

  64. 64GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:54 pm:

    I’m more of a beer guy rarely drink liquor

  65. 65cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:58 pm:

    Leavitt is going to break his foot off in someone’s ass.

  66. 66Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 10:00 pm:

    Daniels looks like he’s been talking to Mike O’Cain in his free time.

  67. 67cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 10:05 pm:

    Forward progress ends after -30 yards?

  68. 68GatorTrey on Nov 12, 2009 at 10:08 pm:

    USF didn’t come to play. It’s been reoccuring them there for quite a few years

  69. 69cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 10:20 pm:

    It’s lallygagging 101 out there now.

  70. 70Box on Nov 12, 2009 at 10:20 pm:

    Since this game is blowing dick…Heisman picks?

    I would not be upset if Cody or Suh won. Both dominating this season.

  71. 71cgb on Nov 12, 2009 at 10:28 pm:

    I like Suh better than Cody. For a lineman an invite to New York City is basically a win. Ingram is the favorite right now, but if Toby Gerhart goes for 150+ against USC he’ll be in the running.

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