Divine Predictions. Updated Jesus Cup Standings.

by cgb on Fri, Nov 6, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Get your repenting on non-worthy mortals because Jesus is back.

divine Divine Predictions – Week 4

Jesus Cup Standings
Team Wins Losses
TCU 8 0
BYU 6 2
Notre Dame 6 2
Boston College 6 3
SMU 4 4

Feel free to sleep in, or get an extra day of worship in, because there isn’t one game before 3:30 worth getting up for.

Wake Forest 24 @ Georgia Tech 42 – Wake is usually good for one big ACC road win a year, and so for they are oh-for. But there’s no way in hell (pun intended) they’re coming away with a win from Bobby Dodd.

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Ohio State 17 @ Penn State 20 – What was supposed to be the Big Ten Championship Game is now a battle for second place. Ohio State still can win the conference with wins over PSU and Iowa, but I don’t think they’re capable of pulling it off. This game will be boring Big Ten (see synonyms: Big East, ACC, sloppy) football. PSU will grind out a victory.

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LSU 16 @ Alabama 24

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I’m taking Alabama because they’re the underdog.

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Florida State CHAOS @ Clemson INSANITY - Stupid Clemson fans versus idiotic (Florida State) fan art, who ya got?

Oklahoma 38 @ Nebraska 17  - Regardless of the circumstance, it’s a true gift from God.

Someone other than Jesus is 37-19 (66%) on the year. These picks are only here to prove my omnipotence and are not be used as the basis for any actual cash wager. Jesus doesn’t endorse gambling.

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7 Responses to “Divine Predictions. Updated Jesus Cup Standings.”

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  1. 1NoleCC on Nov 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm:

    lol… thanks for the shout!

  2. 2Box on Nov 6, 2009 at 6:46 pm:

    I read that first like as “Get your repenting on non-worthy mortals because Jesus is bLack.”

    Ed Wang – The Hong Kong Hold

  3. 3cgb on Nov 6, 2009 at 9:04 pm:

    Ed ‘Driver Killer’ Wang – Master of the Leg Whip

  4. 4Magglio Merkin on Nov 7, 2009 at 9:50 am:

    Who you got in the Michigan game, Jesus?

  5. 5Jesus on Nov 7, 2009 at 10:09 am:

    I like Michigan to cover the 6.5.

  6. 6spencer096 on Nov 8, 2009 at 2:15 pm:

    still think the bucks aint winnin the b10?

  7. 7cgb on Nov 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm:

    I think the injury to Stanzi all but assures them a trip to the Rose Bowl. It was a very nice win on Saturday.

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