GameDay Signs – USC at Ohio State

by cgb on Sun, Sep 13, 2009 at 3:30 am

These are hands down the best signs from Columbus, Ohio.

Condoms don’t go on your nuts guys. Is that why birth rates are so high in Ohio?

And then he bounced right up and drove block you into your playpen.

Best OJ sign ever

TURRIBLE

So the GameDay police made them cover up OJ with Someone… I wonder which currently incarcerated USC tailback wearing 32 they’re talking about?

I SEE PESSIMISTIC USC FAN

And tartar sauce, lots of tartar sauce. Speaking of tartar sauce whomever can correctly identify this movie from the following quote wins a pat of the back (from themself).

Man, I’d like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That’s when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don’t. Well maybe they do. Maybe that’s just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil… Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven’t had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go.

Is admitting you have herpes really a dig at Michigan?

You leave Pete Carroll’s flowing locks alone damn it!

I’ve seen it before, but it is worth a second viewing.

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7 Responses to “GameDay Signs – USC at Ohio State”

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1Simon on Sep 14, 2009 at 8:23 am:

I’d prefer Ann Arbor to give Buckeye fans AIDS, as that leads to a slow dillution of the population
2Hagar on Sep 14, 2009 at 9:05 am:

Some interesting signs, considering the way the Buck-os have played in big games of late…perhaps they “own” the BIG11, but when it comes to the upper teams, they’ve been bad since the biggie against scUM! …What happened to those great “Fear the Vest” signs?….dig them out as the conference schedule begins, guys!
The BIG11 needs help, hopefully pryor stays for his senior season. Kayrist,…6′6 240lbs?….If he could throw, he’d be awesome!….the curse of the “Vick-eyes”!
3mike on Sep 14, 2009 at 9:32 am:

“Throughout marriage, BJs lacked enthusiasm. Had difference of opinion over how important that was. I thought very.”
4Adam Icard on Sep 15, 2009 at 4:24 am:

“The Weather Man” is the movie your looking for from the quote.
5cgb on Sep 15, 2009 at 7:56 am:

@Adam – You give yourself one helluva pat on the back sir.
6blandren on Oct 16, 2009 at 7:06 am:

All I can say remember the BCS and them there LSU tigers
USC can’t play the SEC because they would loose the media hype