Jägermeister Cooler, All Your Sobriety Are Belong To Us

by cgb on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 12:15 pm

Ever wish you could take a Jägermeister shot machine with you camping, tailgating, and partying?

Yes, yes and yes. The provided convenience will also allow me to obnoxiously enjoy licorice flavored bliss at funerals, business luncheons, my barber shop, on a boat and at Christenings. Everyone knows Jesus was a Jager loving deity.

Available as a six-bottle value pack, the cooler has plenty of room for all six bottles, ice, and the requisite cans of Red Bull, and uses the same tech as the Jägermeister Tap Machine to deliver ice-cold shots straight from the external tap.

Gentleman, is their any debate over which cooler to buy in 2009?

Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler | Uncrate

4 Responses to “Jägermeister Cooler, All Your Sobriety Are Belong To Us”

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1Willy Mac on Aug 31, 2009 at 12:25 pm:

Wow. That is amazing. Though, Jager left out on important thing that makes a cooler perfect: wheels.
2cgb on Aug 31, 2009 at 1:01 pm:

@Willy Mac – Wheels are good, but two to three women can carry any cooler.
3arkbadger on Aug 31, 2009 at 5:25 pm:

agree with cgb on this one, those wheels bust up pretty easily. although trusting 2 or 3 women to carry that much precious cargo may not be worth the risk either.
4fetch on Aug 31, 2009 at 8:52 pm:

What an awesome first post for me to read in about 2 weeks. That thing looks fantastic.