Rock you in the face with brass and strings like it’s mother-fucking Friday.

Bowl tie-ins. The Alamo Bowl is close to replacing a Big Ten team with one from the Pac-10 to play against the Big 12 starting in 2010. The Pac-10 would send their runner-up to San Antonio instead of to the Holiday Bowl (another Big 12-Pac-10 game). The Alamo Bowl is shelling out 3 million ducats a team to make the move up the prestige ladder. According to Stew Mandel’s sources the Big Ten is going to bump the Big 12/Big East from the Gator Bowl and setup an ACC-Big Ten showdown. We expect the ripple effect to continue.

Nate Irving is done for the year. We wish the NC State man-child a speedy recovery to terrorizing ACC offenses next year.

The U, previewed. Amphibious Sports Duo says Miami starting the season 4-0 (Florida State, Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Oklahoma) would be like the Lions going on a Super Bowl run. Harsh and self-deprecating just how we like it. It’s a very objective preview and if you’re all about getting into the heads of the enemy we recommend you check it out. Also the ACC & SEC Blog discusses the upcoming season with the The 7th Floor.

And we now turn your attention to the greatest Bryan Stinespring fiction of them all. All that’s missing is a photoshop of Foster’s foot coming out of Stiney’s mouth with teeth flying through the air.

Prop Bets. Yes, yes F4H is an absolute degenerate and he’s going social by asking everyone’s advice on what to bet. We’ll take Michigan +6 wins, Georgia Tech +8.5 and Wake Forest -7.5.

Syracuse’s Delone Carter is yoked and is looking to turn some heads in 2009 after being injured in 2007 and buried in the depth in ‘08.

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