Alabama, this IS your fan-base.updated with correct Virginia Tech-Alabama video

BHGP rocks the blogoshophere in the face with If College Football Programs Were Pro Wrestlers. Virginia Tech would probably be Diamond Dallas Page, highly respectable, dominated the 2nd tier and then finally reached elite status by winning the Heavyweight Championship (we hope).

Mississippi State has installed the very first dual baby changing/abortion station. The Dan Mullen regime is glorious and may it continue for many moons.

The Jim Tressel Mood Chart. Oh hello friend. John you say, pleasure to make you acquaintance,  Jim Tressel. No I haven’t had BOTOX my face is just stuck in this expressionless state. Unless you steal my favorite sweater vest then I get real ornery and have to choke-a-bitch.

The Birddog whips up a fantastically hilarious  fictional tale based on a true events. It seems like GoMids posters are just like every other message board dumb-ass.

Virginia Tech Previews. Over the Pylon has VT number 10 in their pre-season countdown and for a blog with no invested interest in VT they do a nice job previewing the Hokies. And we wrote the VT preview over at The Big Lead.

Urban Meyer doesn’t like his SI cover picture. You know you’ve made it when you can bitch about how you look on the FUCKING SI COVER. Florida AD Jeremy Foley is trying to schedule SI to visit the Swamp in 2013 so 1) Meyer has another reason to not leave for Notre Dame 2) revenge is a dish best served cold motherfuckers.

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