F4H may be staying out this but I’m not. I know there’s no reason to involve myself since (1) I hate UVA and (2) have no affiliation with Florida State. But this is the FUCKING INTERNET people. A medium that has risen to mass consumption in large part due to its combative nature. If you never told a twelve year old you’d fuck their mom after getting your ass kicked by them while playing  Halo 3 on Xbox Live then you haven’t lived. Also I spent the last 2 hours downing cocktails at Hooter’s Margarita Monday.

Here’s the skinny. It all started last Friday when Brendan said FSU (Bowden) should shut-the-fuck-up and take their (his) medicine like a man regarding vacated wins. Let’s forget for a minute Brendan is a Hoo. I agree with him. Vacated wins are meaningless. They don’t stunt the future growth of the program, but merely scar the past.

NoleCC actually agrees with him, but doesn’t like his tone.

Talk about joining the game a bit late when it comes to taking potshots at the FSU Academic Scandal and the FSU Football team. Boys, boys, boys your I’m-A-Virginia-Cavalier-And-We’re-Better-Than-You-Really inferiority complex is leaking through into your blog.

He goes on to point out UVA football is shit. I know that, you know that NoleCC and Brendan definitely knows that. I don’t think either one of them is really taking any “potshots”. My definition of a potshot is doing a Nelson Muntz laugh after you find out someone has cancer. If I’m Brendan my only response is, “maybe FSU wouldn’t have been so dominate if they didn’t cheat”.

After one last shot each side has put down their firearms. GOD DAMN it’s good to see football is right around the corner!

I feel like this summary is a sketch for a Jerry Springer inspired show produced 10 years from now by the Mottram brothers. Thanks for keeping us entertained boys.