Oregon revealed their 2009 jerseys yesterday. They’re not the eyesore the 2004 human highlighter battle was but they do have duck wings on the shoulder. QUACK! They look too tribal; appropriate to wear when going into battle against Olmec on Legends of the Hidden Temple, but not to play a football game in. Goducks.com claims the jerseys are functionaly better becayse they’re made using lighter more durable fabrics. Why did the Ducks ever stray from the 2007 white on whites?

no, no, no, no and no

Be on notice, your derogatory remarks WILL be remembered on our dry-erase board. And if you REALLY piss us off we won’t even refer to you by name.

F4H wants to know how many touches in 2009 are the right number for Darren Evans. We’d like to see him get around 55% of the carries. Hand the ball to Evans exclusively in the first quarter and for the majority of the first half. Have him dictate the tempo of the offense and grind away the will of the defense. Then in the second half go with Ryan Williams with Evans coming in to give him a blow. Just as important as his ability to house the ball on any play Williams is (hopefully) a better pass blocker than Evans.

Memo to old men no one wants to hear about you dick problems. The worst is being at the bar, plodding into the bathroom, breaking the seal after 4-5 beers and having the old man in the urinal next to you be a Flomax user. Guys you know what I’m talking about. For any women reading this blog, the constant straining noises followed by minimal gratification make it really uncomfortable.

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