We are assuming the next tweet will be something along the lines of, “Just dump-trucked in another 150 big beefy bodies, this is becoming quite the sausage fest. Go Blue!”

@UM_CoachRod we all know what you mean and after last year’s debacle we know you need to appear overly excited for anything football or Michigan. But never, ever under any circumstances write or say looking forward to watching N guys. Crazy sons-of-bitches like ourselves will take it out of context faster than you can turn your back on WVU*.

We’ll settle for the slightest bit of an excuse to show that video.

*Logically we agree with your decision to leave WVU. Their athletic department makes decisions as though its run by farm animals.