Mopeds are like fat chicks, they’re fun until your friends find out. What’s worse is Kyle Calloway was driving his intoxicated.

While driving his moped, Calloway was stopped at a previous accident scene near the intersection of Morman Trek and Benton. The scene was cordoned off by traffic cones and unmarked police cars. According to the police report, Calloway, a 6-foot-7, 320-pound senior, drove between the cones and tried to drive through the accident scene. He was given a breathalyzer, which showed a .106 blood-alcohol level, and a field sobriety test. The legal limit is .08. Calloway admitted to drinking seven or eight beers.

First we imagine that 320 pounds of bruising lineman on a dainty moped just screams oxymoron. Second we get the mental image of one of those fat old ladies driving a motorized grocery scooter through broken spaghetti sauce and just not giving a fuck.

You, hopefully, read our musing / first experience of the NCAA 10 demo on Friday. Here’s Orson’s assessment and Winfield’s review.

Fun with Baseball Card Generator. We found this toy from our friend NunesMagician who made much more hilarious cards. Hopefully Ju-Ju won’t see the field in 2009, but we’ll all be pulling for him to become one of the 64 in the 2010 NOTY tournament.

SEC Football: Ten Questions for 2009. The ACC & SEC Blog came up with their ten questions for the ever so close, but so far away 2009 season. “Is Ole Miss for real or will Nutt crack under the expectations?” Any time you can incorporate Nutts and cracking in the same serious sentence you’re doing something right.

These Puppies are Straight Gangsta

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