I’m taking a blow from packin up the ole Bobby Humphrey mobile. It’s hard to get my wife tied down in the bed. She’s a struggler. In case you’re wonderin that’s my 1982 GMC C/K Half-ton pickup with custom crimson finish, yeah you know what that melba toast is packin. I wanted to get a quick post in before I head out east to watch Coach Nick Saban lead our men to victory against them Gators from Florida.

In case you didn’t know, GATORS WEAR JEAN SHORTS!  Look at those two fresh off the tree fruits in the background. Even us fine folk in Clover Hill, Alabama know jeans that end at the knee are what the French on E! call a faux pas. I can’t wait until the Tide rolls those overrated Okefenokee Swamp smelling frauds. Wow put a feather in yalls cap after beating Citadel by 51 points. We’de won by 102.  That’s twice better than you. Oh and guess what, we didn’t lose to no Mississippi neither.

Watching JPW’s golden arm throw bullets to Julio on rout to an SEC Championship Saturday will be a wet dream come true.

Roll Tide!

PS – Enjoy rebuilding next year Auburn.