ESPN has announced Ron Prince is the latest coach to be sacrificed to the mediocrity Gods.

I could really care less about Prince, but I do care about that poor son-a-bitch pictured above. I mean look at him, he looks depressed as shit.  He knows better days of being whipped playfully through the air are behind him. His future consists of being a communal cum rag for a frat house and will be thrown away as soon as brother frat-tastic finds out his personal assistant has been whored around for the last two semesters.

Power Towel I will always remember the good times.