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Joe Pa looks a little too much like a vampire right? That’s because its not a costume.  How else can you explain his longevity and energy at 80, I mean 8000, years old.
What’s a better costume than a caveman for Coach Paul Johnson who runs an offense straight out of the stone-age.
Pete Carroll pulls off a spot on 1970’s Hue Hefner.
The perfect costume for the jolly fat man and there is no coach fatter than Charlie Weis. I mean just look at all the room he has for his FUPA!
At Mangino’s of Kansas we guarentee hot, oven fresh pizza, ready in 20 minutes or your money back! Note after 20 minutes Mangino may eat your pizza.
I am the prettiest tiger ever… Grrrrr!
Dr. Pud Tail: Mam would you like one finger or five?
BBW: Ohh Dr. Tail, all five will be just right for me.
Dr. Tail: Nurse my lube please.
Nurse: But Dr. Tail, she is so… so big!
Dr. Tail: Nurse you know my motto: anyone, anytime, anywhere!
So what’s your coach going to be for Halloween? Â Leave it in the comments.
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1furrer4heisman on Oct 29, 2008 at 4:39 pm:
this is fucking priceless. carroll is spot-on. he’s either hef or trent from swingers.
2Rob on Oct 29, 2008 at 7:53 pm:
Frank Beamer would be Eeyore after punting on 4th down with 2 mins left during the last game.
3macdaddy on Oct 29, 2008 at 8:27 pm:
BRAINS!!!
4Winfield Featherston on Oct 30, 2008 at 8:48 am:
Love it!
5Tar Heel Mania on Oct 30, 2008 at 10:00 pm:
Frank Beamer is South Park Conjoined Fetus Lady. His neck graft commands it.
6cgb on Oct 31, 2008 at 9:12 am:
@Tar Heel Mania – Everyone was thinking it, but you went out there and said it. Haha.