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I read a blog post fellating the 2008 Clemson Tigers.
In my opinion the Clemson Tigers have a great shot to win all of their games and possibly win a national title in the 2008 season.
I’ve read also read that the media have voted the Tigers preseason ACC Champions and Cullen Harper as preseason MVP. Wow, that is all well and good but their fucking head coach is still Tommy Bowden. Tommy puts a hex on winning football games. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was lurking the Patriot’s sidelines at the Super Bowl. Witches and Wizards could liquefy and bottle his ass up as an anti-win potion.
- Here is how I foresee the Clemson season unfolding…
- Alabama – Clemson pulls away from a close game flexing their muscle.
- Citadel – Easy blowout win
- North Carolina State – Cullen Harper has a big game in a win against an over-hyped opponent.
- South Carolina State – Easy blowout win.
- Maryland – Another win against an over-hyped opponent. Clemson moves to 5-0 and National Title talk begins.
- at Wake Forest – First road game and a huge upset at the hands of the Demon Deacon
- Georgia Tech – The most interesting thing about this game is whether or not Paul Johnson is still running the option.
- at Boston College – Clemson squeaks out a victory.
- at Florida State – Florida State takes the Tigers behind the woodshed for a 28+ point paddlin’.
- Duke – Clemson returns the FSU favor to whipping boy Duke.
- at Virginia -Easy blowout win.
- South Carolina – In a chance to save the season Clemson gets Fun-n-Gunned out the stadium.
2008 Record 9-3
Much like 2008 Clemson Tigers, Howard’s rock and “Running Down the Hill” are also vastly overrated.
“When Clemson players rub that rock and run down the hill, it’s the most exciting 25 seconds in college football.” –Brent Musburger (Asshole), ABC Sports
I prefer watching my offense take a knee to tick the final 25 seconds off the game clock due to my explosive offense and smothering defense, not because we rubbed a rock.
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My Notre Dame Putting Green Runner
I can spend more time practicing my putting on Saturdays since the Irish will be blown out of every game by halftime.
Notre Dame Navy “Dynasty” National Champions Banner
Because all of those World War Championships are relevant. Right?
Notre Dame Full/Queen Complete Bedroom Set
All of my prostitues will know they are fucking a real fan of the Irish
Your Own Notre Dame Room
In case I’de like to play a life size game of checkers.
Notre Dame Flip-Flops
Because every tool needs a pair.
Notre Dame “Letterman” Jacket
I am going to buy two so I can fantasy roll play. I can be Jimmy Clausen, you can be Brady Quinn and show me “the ropes”.
Notre Dame 16 oz. Cups
The greatest beer pong cups ever and yes I’ll be the fuck-face who bounces and leans.
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Mountaineer fans will take solace knowing former head coach Rich Rodriguez will have to pay back 4 million dollars to the University. Fans of the school will never see any of the reclaimed money, but will celebrate like checks are in the mail.
From The State Journal
Looks like a deal between former Mountaineer coach Rich Rodriguez and WVU over the $4 million dollar buyout payment is on the table.
W-V-U Attorney Tom Flaherty confirms to 13News they’ve reached a tentative settlement.
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According to Flaherty the Board of Governors will review the settlement which is for the full $4 million dollars.
On a positive note the university could use the money to lock Bill Stewart into a long term contract right before he leaves for a better job.
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It actually pains me to write this, but Ohio State will once again make it to and get blown out of the National Championship Game. The Buckeye leafs are definitely in alignment with a shit-ton of returning talent (9 starters on defense), a top notch coach, a ho-hum schedule with only one real test and a preseason number two or one ranking. These are the main ingredients for making it to Miami.
I think this season will play out a lot like last season, without an undefeated BCS team and no clear cut favorites for the National Championship Game. OSU will go 11-1 losing on the road to either Wisconsin or Illinois (Zooker needs a new jet ski). Neither of those teams will be in the Championship picture so that one loss will be very insignicant. They will get to bounce back in an over-hyped game against an under-manned Michigan and win back voters. No two other BCS conferences will be able to produce undefeated teams and OSU will have the most impressive resume of the one loss teams. Either Florida, Georgia, Oklahoma or (insert another more talented speedy team here) will then be able to hand OSU their third loss in a row.
Sigh…
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