We have all been on the long, cramped and stuffy plane flight. We all have our own way to pass the time. Personally I like to think about which nubile women I would shack up with if a LOST scenario would occur from a crash. One way to speed the trip up, that has never entered my mind, is masturbating. However, Centava Dozier, a passenger on an American Airlines flight, alleges that the man who sat next to her did just that.
Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A., MyFOXHouston reports.
The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her.
After reading the article some questions quickly entered my mind. One, who actually whips it out and does “The Bud” on a fucking plane flight? Two, even if it is accidental, how the hell do you end up getting semen in the woman’s hair sitting next to you? Three, how does no one else on the flight not see this happening? You cannot lift an ass-cheek to let out a silent fart without half a flight noticing. And finally four, how does someone not wake up to the noise of someone feverishly rubbing their penis?
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1 John // Apr 12, 2008 at 10:20 pm
What I dont get is why he was still wanking when she woke up if he had already shot his load in her hair. The objective of wanking is to cum and once that has occured the event is all over. “even if it is accidental, how the hell do you end up getting semen in the woman’s hair ” Easy enough if you got a big load or if you have a very long dick.
2 m.e. // May 7, 2008 at 6:21 pm
great way to spend a boring flight :-))
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