CollegeGameBalls: College Football at its Finest

Its only the middle of February and I am suffering football withdrawal. Granted the last hit was the good stuff, a Super Bowl winning drive by Eli Manning. But if the draft and spring practices don’t start to hurry the fuck up I am going to lose it. I went to check the .com to see if there was any college football related article worth reading tonight, and there wasn’t. In fact, 80% of what they are writing about are arrests and suspensions.

Meanwhile, on my quest to read and absorb meaningful college football knowledge, I’m listening to SportsCenter. I’ve come to the conclusion that I am tired of Chris “Wine-O” Berman. Yes Chris we all know you and Tom Jackson have been playing grab-ass for 20+ years. This whole SportsCenter Greatest Highlight shit has escalated him into a level of personal hatred reserved only for Brent Musburger. Awful Announcing has pointed out some valid reasons why they think Berman + The Greatest Highlight = Suck. I just cannot believe ESPN is letting Berman make the call on all of these highlights. FYI ESPN: ASIDE FROM THE PLAY FAN REACTION AND THE ORIGINAL PLAY BY PLAY ARE TWO OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY THESE HIGHLIGHTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME! NOT BECAUSE OF CHRIS BERMAN.

I was at the gym and I got all amped that I would get to hear the Flutie Hail Mary call (non-Musburger edition) instead I had to listen to Berman. It was painful.

That is a classic call, better than any “Oh man how did he get behind Miami defender’s? You mean to tell me the receiver ran faster and farther than the safeties, knew to do so all on his own and that the ball would be thrown into the end-zone. When did this happen, yesterday? Oh man really that long ago… And the quarterback is the guy who played in Canada aye, the one who drop kicked an extra point. No shit huh. Well thanks for the clip Al. You fuck head.”

Greatest Highlight sucks and football needs to get back on television or something something.