Archive for February 2008
Its only the middle of February and I am suffering football withdrawal. Granted the last hit was the good stuff, a Super Bowl winning drive by Eli Manning. But if the draft and spring practices don’t start to hurry the fuck up I am going to lose it. I went to check the .com to see if there was any college football related article worth reading tonight, and there wasn’t. In fact, 80% of what they are writing about are arrests and suspensions.

Meanwhile, on my quest to read and absorb meaningful college football knowledge, I’m listening to SportsCenter. I’ve come to the conclusion that I am tired of Chris “Wine-O” Berman. Yes Chris we all know you and Tom Jackson have been playing grab-ass for 20+ years. This whole SportsCenter Greatest Highlight shit has escalated him into a level of personal hatred reserved only for Brent Musburger. Awful Announcing has pointed out some valid reasons why they think Berman + The Greatest Highlight = Suck. I just cannot believe ESPN is letting Berman make the call on all of these highlights. FYI ESPN: ASIDE FROM THE PLAY FAN REACTION AND THE ORIGINAL PLAY BY PLAY ARE TWO OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY THESE HIGHLIGHTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME! NOT BECAUSE OF CHRIS BERMAN.
I was at the gym and I got all amped that I would get to hear the Flutie Hail Mary call (non-Musburger edition) instead I had to listen to Berman. It was painful.
That is a classic call, better than any “Oh man how did he get behind Miami defender’s? You mean to tell me the receiver ran faster and farther than the safeties, knew to do so all on his own and that the ball would be thrown into the end-zone. When did this happen, yesterday? Oh man really that long ago… And the quarterback is the guy who played in Canada aye, the one who drop kicked an extra point. No shit huh. Well thanks for the clip Al. You fuck head.”
Greatest Highlight sucks and football needs to get back on television or something something.
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It seems as if clubs and WVU football players just don’t mix (right Pac Man?). Morgantown police are investigating the allegation that two WVU students were blitzed and beat down by a group of football players outside of Club Z in Morgantown. Among the assailants was Deion Sanders’ mentee and future all everything Noel Devine.
From reading the article it seems like nothing was done to provoke the attack. However, I am speculating the players were taunted for their horrific loss to Pittsburgh. I hope more details will emerge, but I bet the university will sweep this us quickly and quietly. The most punishment, if any, I’de expect the players to receive is to sit out against Villanova.
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The University of Arkansas will file a waiver on behalf of recent transfer Ryan Mallet. They are hoping the NCAA will allow Mallet to play immediately and not sit out the mandatory academic year. Mallet had committed to play football for the University of Michigan in 2007 and when called upon to step in for an injured Chad Henne he played well. However, his Michigan career was over the day Rich Rodriguez was hired as Michigan’s next coach. Mallet was a 5 star recruit and now the most he could’ve hoped for is being a stop gap until Rodriguez recruited a spread quarterback.
The thing that aggravates me the most about Mallet’s (and similar) cases is how the NCAA fails to realize the athlete is more tied to the coach than the university. When a recruit signs his letter of intent he commits to play for a university and the university commits a scholarship to him. This needs to be changed. A recruit should be allowed to to leave his commitment without penalty if the broker leaves. After all it is the coach that sells the recruit on the university and ultimately helps to determine his future via scheme and playing time.
Last February Mallet signed his letter of intent with Michigan because Lloyd Carr told him he would be the future after Chad Henne. Rich Rodriguez didn’t have to honor anything guaranteed / said / promised by Carr to any player and rightfully so. Is it fair the Mallet either stayed at Michigan to waste his talent or sit out of football 18months? No it is not. Big time football recruits go to college because they have to in order to make it to the NFL. Their college education may not be academic, but they should be able to leave for the best opportunity like any other student.
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