Every week the Eers give the rest of college football fans another reason to mock them and this week’s is definitely original. A WVU fan is eBaying his beard.
That is what Mountaineers do for one another! We share beards! Go Mounties!
In all seriousness, this is the next best thing to actually tattooing Fuck With Us on your forehead. It gets better as one of the questions for the item is priceless.
Q: my 9 year old son has been wanting armpit hair for Christmas this year…do you think he could use your beard for this? just asking… go mountaineers!!!
A: Ah, what a perfect gift! I think the beard would be a great option for your son’s current lack of armpit hair. This will be an impressive addition for basketball practices, Cub Scout meetings, family dinners, church outings, etc. Plus, the ladies will love it! Watch out George Clooney! Good Luck and Go Mounties!!!!!
My guess is the winner makes a merkin out of it.
1jake on Dec 27, 2007 at 9:07 am:
**Smacks self in forehead**
WTF??
2cgb on Dec 27, 2007 at 1:00 pm:
Jake is this you? haha. WVU is just too funny sometimes.