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Predictions: People in West Virginia are Unknowingly Sleeping with their Cousins.

Thu, Nov 8, 2007 at 2:46 pm Posted in Predictions By cgb

Louisville 31 @ West Virginia 49

Illinois 23 @ Ohio State 28

Auburn 24 @ Georgia 17

Florida St 16 @ Virginia Tech 22

Michigan 20 @ Wisconsin 9

Connecticut 20 @ Cincinnati 30

Florida 24 @ USC 13

Virginia 3 @ Miami 28

Arkansas 27 @ Tennessee 24

BallHype: hype it up!

16 Responses to “Predictions: People in West Virginia are Unknowingly Sleeping with their Cousins.”

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  1. 1whosyourdaddy on Nov 13, 2007 at 7:23 am:

    Wow, thanks for picking up on the stereotypes catpain dipshit. May be some guilt in there as VT did not want to sign another contract to play WVU after getting ass slapped for a while. Too bad.

  2. 2cgb on Nov 13, 2007 at 8:28 am:

    In the last 10 years of the series Tech went 7/10 against WVU, including wins in the last two.

    Thanks

    Catpain CGB

  3. 3vtbaz on Nov 13, 2007 at 9:01 am:

    With any luck we will get to slap your team around in a BCS bowl this year, you hilljack moron. Nice uniforms by the way; you guys just edged out Oregon for college football’s biggest assault on the eyes.

  4. 4whosyourdaddy on Nov 13, 2007 at 2:09 pm:

    At least we know where our uniforms are, you guys might wanna check under your sisters bed. And, WVU leads the all time series 28-22-1. Castrated Turkey.

  5. 5vtbaz on Nov 13, 2007 at 2:25 pm:

    A WV”U” fan dropping a sister-fucking joke, thats too much man. Good wins there with Dandy Don whipping up on a (pre-Beamer) whipping post. That is akin to me talking smack about beating the ECU’s and Ohio’s of the world… so, good point Cletus. The truly defining stats is 12-7 (Beamer’s record vs your quaint program).

    p.s. The word Hokie has no definition and is only used in our cheer. If you wanna play that game, mountaineer no longer means mountaineer. It now means worthless battery acid-guzzling chode.

    p.p.s. Unless you forgot: 10/02/04 VT 19 - Your worthless school 13. 10/01/05 Good Guys 34 - Mountainqueers 17. The Black Diamond is still in Blacksburg. Eat me.

  6. 6cgb on Nov 13, 2007 at 2:30 pm:

    Wow the all time series? Great comeback. Are you the type of fan who thinks ND should go to the BCS every year because they were good in the 1930s?

    Virginia Tech didn’t really start competitively playing football until Beamer arrived in 1987 and since then we have won more than 2/3 of the games.

  7. 7whosyourdaddy on Nov 13, 2007 at 2:33 pm:

    vtbaz,
    Actually we are both wrong…

    Webster’s New Millennium™ Dictionary of English - Cite This Source - Share This Main Entry: hokie
    Part of Speech: n
    Definition: an emasculated turkey

    Webster’s New Millennium™ Dictionary of English, Preview Edition (v 0.9.7)
    Copyright © 2003-2007 Lexico Publishing Group, LLC

  8. 8vtbaz on Nov 13, 2007 at 2:48 pm:

    I’ll let that slide, I guess. Even though we created the term and should know what it means and its etymology (big fancy word meaning its origin).

    Back to the uniform/attire issue. We both know what happened there and how badly it backfired. It is laughable to me that you bring that up when we both know you have no legs to stand on here.

    I would like to bring it to the attention of everyone watching how lame and trailer park-esque (side note here Milan Puskar/Mountaineer Field is in the middle of a trailer park, source: http://tinyurl.com/yo4ome … I’ve been there and seen it too, its laughable) your fan’s antics are, please watch Dingus and Jimbo doing the “fumblitis dance” with BobbySue and the blob watching on: http://tinyurl.com/2449w6 .

    Hang it up, loser. Nobody in their right mind considers you relevant. You can only win vs. high school teams with suspect or slow defenses.

    I would like to end this with a quote from Mark May: “Why do West Virginia fans throw pennies at opposing teams and fans? Because they are too poor to throw nickles, dimes and quarters.”

  9. 9whosyourdaddy on Nov 13, 2007 at 3:07 pm:

    Oh boy Videos!!!! I seen them on the interweb thing. Exhibit A.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=oPVJe09KRHM

  10. 10vtbaz on Nov 13, 2007 at 3:44 pm:

    You’re right, they’re missing lighters, an orange, and cutoff jean shorts. The videos really don’t compare, but that fact is lost on you, so whatever. Must be those couch fumes getting to you.

    At any rate, at least we don’t have this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8eMjZhx-3M or this guy http://deadspin.com/sports/gator-bowl/take-me-home-country-load-226024.php .

  11. 11vtbaz on Nov 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm:

    I don’t think my last post went through.

    To summarize: my video example of FANS doing TYPICAL WVU FAN ACTIONS AT WVU TAILGATES does not correlate to cornball freshman acting a fool at night in dorms. This fact is lost to you however; I imagine it has something to do with couch fume inhalation. I had other links of some 600lb douche doing YMCA at a game and that WVU fan dropping a deuce in GT’s band section at the Gator Bowl (very classy, Morganhole!). You can search for these, if you would like. There is no need to point out how lame you all (and you, by extention) are.

    Your stadium still is in a trailer park.

  12. 12vtbaz on Nov 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm:

    Nevermind, it did. Hooray for you, you don’t need to search anymore!

  13. 13whosyourdaddy on Nov 13, 2007 at 8:05 pm:

    Micahel Vick, the other Vick, DeAngello Hall, Tyron Edmond, and what the hell is that thing on Beamers neck. Here is a link you can read while mommy tucks you in.

  14. 14vtbaz on Nov 13, 2007 at 9:07 pm:

    Wheres the link, genius? Want me to teach you how to use HTML?

    *yawn* Lest we forget about your outstanding citizens Chris Henry, James Thomas, Ellis Lankster, Quinton Andrews, Jason Gwaltney, and, the coup de grâce, Pacman Jones. Need I go on? Folks in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

    Good thing you mentioned Beamer: lets talk about loyalty. When Bama offered him the job, he refused it flatly to stay at his alma mater. What about Rodriguez? Sure, he didn’t go but man that was a fun couple of days after he originally took that job. The WV”U” message boards were calling for his head then. You must suck real bad for the man to even consider leaving his own ALMA MATER.

    Your shit is weak kid, just like your school. Please leave the internet now.

  15. 15whosyourdaddy on Nov 14, 2007 at 7:43 am:

    All joking aside, seriously, what is that thing on his neck?

  16. 16vtbaz on Nov 14, 2007 at 8:37 am:

    Its a skin graft. He had an accident as a child and was burned pretty bad.