2007 Notre Dame Football Drinking Game

by cgb on Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 10:30 am

leprechaun2 2007 Notre Dame Football Drinking Game This is pretty straight forward.

1 Drink

Every time Charlie Weis looks like he needs a cheeseburger
When you wish they would be showing an unaired competitive game instead of the ND blowout
Any time the first 8 games of schedule are mentioned
Any time the last 4 games of schedule are mentioned
Every time the ND offense goes three and out

2 Drinks

Anytime Jimmy Clausen is mentioned being a 5 star (or similar) recruit
When you think about how Darius Walker could make ND competitive, but is instead not signed to a NFL roster
Anytime the bowl losing streak is mentioned

5 Drinks

ND scores a touchdown
When you ask yourself, “Why am I watching Notre Dame football?”
Anytime USC’s dominance is brought up
List more in the comments.

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1Mikey H on Sep 7, 2007 at 11:15 am:

Anytime Clausen is compared to Brady Quinn

Anytime you wonder why Tom Zbikowski is considered an all american

Anytime Lou Holtz continues to predict ND will win 10 games this year. And next year be National Champs

Everytime during the Pregame May Day bashes Charlie Weis

Everytime starting LB Maurice Crum is blocked by someone 8 yards deep and lets up a huge run

Everytime you think if only ND had power towels to wave to an 80s rock power riff they would do much better
2Mikey H on Sep 7, 2007 at 11:20 am:

Anytime ND’s shitty performances are excused because of the youth of its players

Anytime Charlie Weis not calling this a rebuilding year is brought up

6 drinks if fucking Tom Zbikowski fair catches a punt (something he has done only 4 times in his career to show everyone how tough he is) news flash you are a slow, overrated, shitty safety and i hope you break a leg and its a lesson to Charlie Weis not to recruit white kids to play in the secondary or return kicks
3Box on Sep 8, 2007 at 9:16 am:

Drink anytime you notice Charlie Weis’ front-butt and think to yourself: man, this guy should look into muumuus.
4VTBaZ on Sep 8, 2007 at 11:07 am:

1 drink when you see Clausen’s smarmy “I suck dicks for blowcaine” face.

Alcoholic special: Waterfall when you see the sign “And on the 7th day, Lou Holtz created college football.”
5Mikey H on Sep 8, 2007 at 11:25 am:

Drink twice when you realize that regardless of the out come, tomorrow morning when we are all sleeping off hangovers Penn St football players have to get up and clean the stadium after this blow out. “Man we killed ND last night.” “Yeah, hand me a brush this puke has solidified on these seats overnight.”
6Robert on Sep 8, 2007 at 6:58 pm:

I was in charge of cleaning the VT’s Lane stadium with my fraternity for about 2 years and let me tell you it could possibly be the shittiest job ever. The East stands would take around 4-8 hours alone. And if it would rain after the game I would seriously think about jabbing myself with one of the thousands of turkey legs wedged under the seats. The only perk I had was that all the pledges had to give me any unopened airplane bottles.
7simon on Sep 12, 2007 at 12:44 pm:

10 Drinks anytime one of Charlie’s staples falls out.
8Martin S. on Sep 12, 2007 at 5:34 pm:

Casual drinker:

1 drink – whenever uninteresting and annoying family members are shown on camera. This includes Clausen’s parents, Charlie Jr., and old file footage of Brady Quinn’s sister.

Hardcore lush:

3 drinks – during the Penn state game, whenever the announcers mention that charlie weis is calling short passes to help clausen adjust and get into a rythym
9IrishMcLovin on Oct 16, 2007 at 3:38 pm:

5 drinks every time you wish you went to ND.
10vtbaz on Oct 16, 2007 at 4:52 pm:

I’d have to do that some night when I’d DD.
11NDIrish91 on Oct 17, 2007 at 6:23 am:

Mike H…. you obviously know very little about football… Charlie did not recruit Zibby, Ty Willingham did… you dipshit.
12PJC #11 on Oct 17, 2007 at 8:11 am:

I am the greatest lacrosse player on the planet. I shit my own pants once.
13UpWithIllinois on Oct 17, 2007 at 7:01 pm:

3 drinks every time Demetrius Jones changes the school he’s transferring to.

1 drink every time someone bashes Willingham’s recruiting ability.

10 drinks when Touchdown Jesus gets sick of the whole thing and miraculously transports itself to South Florida.
14Daaaaaaa Browns on Nov 9, 2007 at 3:52 pm:

5 drinks when Charlie Weis horrible plays calls lose the game.
5 drinks when you see Charlie Weis.
5 drinks when you see two of Weis.
5 drinks when Charlie Weis starts to look like Aunt B from the Andy Griffith Show.
5 drinks when Charlie Weis needs to wipe off the spittle from the side of his mouth.