Gay Falcon fans aren’t holding Joey Harrington’s off-season wedding against him and are getting behind their quarterback. 

“I’m excited about the season and yes, I find Harrington attractive. Who wouldn’t?” says Gregory Hendricks, a gay Falcons fan in Atlanta. “Even my gay friends who don’t like football, they like him. All of my friends who hate sports, once they see him they say, ‘Hey, I’ll go to a game to see him.’”

Mike Horton, a gay football fan in Atlanta who roots for the New England Patriots, says Harrington may change his perspective and prompt him to give the Falcons a second look. “It’s interesting what an extreme opposite Harrington is to our previous quarterback. I like the fact that he’s suave and polished, but boy, is he pretty. I think I might try to make a few more games this year,” he says.

This definitely sounds like the typical conversation among women discussing football.

One can only conclude that new Steeler’s Mascot Steely McBeam is, “omg so upset and jelous” that no men are finding him sexy and sophisticated.

Seriously though, I think Harrington is going to have a better year than Eli Manning.  Petrino is going to be aggressive and throw the shit out of the ball and the 1st round WR picks by Falcons are actually going to be coached to catch it.