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July 12th, 2007 · 4 Comments

VTBaz,

Once again it is time for you to suck shit of my ass.  That’s right NCAA 08 is droppin’ in less than a week.  I cannot wait to just bury you into the fucking ground.  It has been 2+ years since you have beaten, let alone, competed against me.  That has to be humiliating.   KingOfTroy11, suck my dick.  I will run train on you faster than Peter King on KSK.

I have been contemplating how I will humiliate you this year: option, spread, fun and gun, pro?  I am think 20 minutes of no huddling, audibling, blitzing right up your asshole fucking FOOTBALL!

There is only one thing left ot say

“Here I come, here I go
UH OH! Don’t jump bitch, move
You see them headlights? You hear that fuckin’ crowd?
Start that goddamn show, I’m comin’ through
Hit the stage and knock the curtains down
I fuck the crowd up - that’s what I do
Young and successful - a sex symbol
The bitches want me to fuck - true true
Hold up wait up, shorty
"Oh wazzzupp, get my dick sucked, what are yoouu doin’?"
Sidelinin’ my fuckin’ bussiness
Tryin’ to get my baby child support soon
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these fuckin’ T.V.’s and jewelry bitch, tell me that?
No, I ain’t bitter, I don’t give a fuck
But i’ma tell you like this bitch
You better not walk in front of my tour bus”

Tags: college football · drunk · omfgpwnt

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 vtBAZ // Jul 17, 2007 at 9:56 am

    I was going to post this as a separate reply, but seeing as how I forgot the login credentials, a reply here will have to suffice.

    REPENT FOR YOUR END IS NEAR! I will not be fucking around at all during this generation of NCAA. For, you see, I will be selling my soul to play as the WV”U” Mountainqueers. (For the uninitiated, playing as Tech is verbotten in this instance but I will kick anyone else’s ass so hard with Tech, their head will spin).

    The pistol ball-control offense will come into full effect. Prepare to have 2 possessions total per game and sub 40% possession. FEAR ME!

  • 2 cgb // Jul 17, 2007 at 10:22 am

    At least you still have the self confidence to talk shit. By the end of the season I will have taken that from you as well.

  • 3 vtBAZ // Jul 17, 2007 at 11:51 am

    JIBBA JABBA! I’m gonna be runnin odie dodie all over you.

  • 4 cgb // Jul 17, 2007 at 11:57 am

    In my game last night I had 400+ yards and 5tds witk Ike Money

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