CollegeGameBalls: College Football at its Finest

Everyone is making a big deal about Brady Quinn, one again, looking \ acting \ dressing like a homo.  However, I just can’t get passed the fact that there is something else better than football out there  for AJ Hawk.

1. AJ Uruk-Hai Hawk - AJ served his master Sauron well in conquering Ithilien and destroying the city of Osgiliath.
2. Hawk - American Gladiator: Lee Reherman, step back!  One can only conclude that AJ would have pitched a career shutouts in Powerball,  The Wall, Break Through and Conquer.  It is a shame he was prepubescent when the show originally aired.
3. Hawkos - Musketeer:  Never again will the Frenchman be accosted for smelling of cheap perfume infused with body odor.  Not with Hawkos guarding the streets of Paris!
4. King Kong Caves - 80’s Porn Star:  King Kong Caves would have laid pipe to 1000’s of lucky ladies.