Brady Quinn defends Crotch Grabbing

by cgb on Fri, May 4, 2007 at 12:15 am

2774 haha Brady Quinn defends Crotch Grabbing

You know, so what? We wanted to be different. We wanted to separate ourselves. Any group of 5 or 6 friends can go out porky piggin’ on a Saturday night or hit the club dressed in matching polos and khackis. We’re different. We like to shake dicks when we see each other. That’s right. Think about it… I’m only 22 years old and I must have high-fived enough for 10 lifetimes. Now when I am out scoring the latest Maroon 5 CD or picking up that new pair of pink short shorts and see James, Leon or Terry I don’t even hesitate to give a little crotch pull to say what’s up. It’s not only a greeting, but within a couple of years this will be the new job well done ass pat. Just know where I’m going after Joe Thomas seals a block for a score.

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  1. 1max on Sep 18, 2009 at 9:08 am:

    haha. this is probably the best response he could have given. denial only leads to more harassment and im glad he chose a different path. way to go, i laughed. hell, i would break down with tears of laughter if i saw, on public television, brady quinn go for a crotch grab after a touch down. it is after all the new ass pat.

  2. 2Sativah on Sep 18, 2009 at 11:03 am:

    Ok really they called this a crotch grab?
    grab
    –verb (used with object)
    1. to seize suddenly or quickly; snatch; clutch: He grabbed me by the collar.

    I wouldn’t call it a grab it is a pat clearly. I don’t think there is anything gay about it. Some friends having fun is all. But if you are famous and then the media gets a hold of a pic, they will place any kind of label or what have you on it. Its a shame you can’t even have a little fun anymore.

  3. 3David on Sep 18, 2009 at 11:04 am:

    I’m suddenly a huge Brady Quinn fan. Anyone, with that kind of sarcastic humor is a pretty funny and cool guy in my book.

  4. 4Dick on Sep 18, 2009 at 11:07 am:

    The ancient Greek men greeted each other in this way. It was a public affirmation the other’s manhood.

    It is said that the word TESTIMONY came from that act of touching another man’s TESTES, although most dictionaries don’t include that.

    That would be so cool if that caught on. There indeed would be tears of laughters and seas of those tears. It would put everyone is a better mood.

    Keep shakin’ your guys’ balls, Brady!

  5. 5Frank N. Stein on Sep 18, 2009 at 11:10 am:

    Non-US Soccer players have done the crotch-grab for years now.

    ((Personally, I would grab there crotches any day!))

  6. 6Hell Raiser on Sep 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm:

    I’m all for grabbing crotch. What is wrong with men touching the crotch of another man. What they do after the fact is their business.

    I’m now a big fan of … Brady Quinn!

    Two recent posts of mine have been removed and for no reason, except for telling the truth.

  7. 7Bernie on Sep 18, 2009 at 4:51 pm:

    It’s about time we stop being so closed minded, even a hug has finally been ok between guys in the US, and a crotch grab seems a lot better

  8. 8yo on Sep 20, 2009 at 4:30 pm:

    I’ve got to agree that this is the perfect response. It’s really no one’s business.

  9. 9antonetz329 on Sep 20, 2009 at 8:03 pm:

    Looks more like leg grabbing to me.

  10. 10Sonp on Sep 20, 2009 at 10:13 pm:

    Fierce response!