Apparently Baltimore Ravens quarterback Steve McNair was arrested early this morning in Nashville and charged with being black a misdemenor DUI. This isn’t all that shocking until you find out that he pulled it off without even driving the car. McNair was a passenger in his own truck, which was being driven by his brother-in-law, when it was pulled over for speeding. Oddly, Tennessee law holds the passenger resposible for the condition of the driver. I’m not sure what to think of this law but it seems a little rediculous to me. Granted, it probably isn’t too smart (or safe) to let drunk people drive your car around but I know I’m not going to give anyone a field sobriety test and I don’t carry a breathalizer with me.

Tom Dienhart has put out a ranking of the BCS coaches.  After reading this article I am left with the impression that Tom would be the guy who ranks the saggy, one grossly larger than the other, maligned nippled titties as the best he has ever seen.  I mean what the fuck is this guy talking about?

3. Rich Rodriguez, West Virginia – His Zero National Championships surely make him a better coach than 12. Urban Meyer, Florida who has only won every where he has been.

4. Jim Grobe, Wake Forest – To his name he has only one BCS conference championship, last year’s with Wake Forest. A team that had 99% senior starters and played against a mediocre ACC.  His overall record is 68-66-1… Excellent Choice!

15. Tommy Tuberville, Auburn – Went through the SEC undefeated and 13-0 in 2004 95-49 overall record and 71-29 at Aurburn.  Yeah I am really sure 11. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa and 13. Tom O’Brien, N.C. State are better than him.

34. Al Groh, Virginia – I am not sure how Al Groh is a better coach than anyone considering all he does is piss away NFL talent each season.

It seems like at least one member of the Oakland Raiders is committed to excellence. Warren Sapp has dropped almost 60 pounds since the end of last season and is coming into camp weighing in at 285. What will the biggest on the field impact be? More wins? No. More Sacks? Maybe. How sexily the silver and black show off Sapp’s new diva like figure? Of course!

You know, so what? We wanted to be different. We wanted to separate ourselves. Any group of 5 or 6 friends can go out porky piggin’ on a Saturday night or hit the club dressed in matching polos and khackis. We’re different. We like to shake dicks when we see each other. That’s right. Think about it… I’m only 22 years old and I must have high-fived enough for 10 lifetimes. Now when I am out scoring the latest Maroon 5 CD or picking up that new pair of pink short shorts and see James, Leon or Terry I don’t even hesitate to give a little crotch pull to say what’s up. It’s not only a greeting, but within a couple of years this will be the new job well done ass pat. Just know where I’m going after Joe Thomas seals a block for a score.