I would imagine giving birth is some what like watching the NFL draft. Anticipation builds and swells for weeks and weeks. On the morning of you cannot wait any longer and are bursting with excitement. Then after the first hour you just want the fucking thing to be over.

This is what I took away from the draft this weekend:

1. Mike Tirico is a duche.
2. Most people are talking about Brady Quinn’s long draft wait or his loss of money. However what about Jaws? He was foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog waiting for Quinn to be picked so he could break down his ability to throw seam routes into the end-zone.
3. The Patriots are geniuses.  I can’t stay on Belicheck’s nuts long enough.  I honestly believe they had a star-wars-ish seeing glimpses of the future moment a year ago when trading away Deion Branch to Seattle.  They end up  getting a first rounder for Branch from Seattle.  They use that first rounder to fill a depth need at safety.  Then they trade their first round pick to San Fransisco for their first round pick in 2008 and fourth round pick.  They then trade the fourth round pick to Oakland for Moss.  So in the end they get Moss, another first rounder in 2008 (probably one better than the 2007 pick) all because they were able to raise the stock on Branch and sell to desperate market.
4. Chris Berman is only palatable in small doses.
5. Really awesome to see Frank Beamer talk before the drafting began.  Go Hokies.
6. Roger Goodell just looks like the uncomfortable guy at the party.  You know the one.
7. After the Miami Dolphins picked Tedd Ginn Junah I laughed out loud hysterically in my empty apartment.
8. Why was everyone hating on USC?
9. Mr. Irrelvant 2007 Ramzee Robinson was a former member of T.I.’s Pimp Squad Clique.