CollegeGameBalls: College Football at its Finest

The Gators chomped the Buckeyes again for the second time in a quarter year. Florida had more talent, hit shots and never let Ohio State get into a grove. For the most part it was a pretty boring game and I got to thinking what could be better than two colossal losses by Ohio State in a year?

• Birthdays - 22.5 and 23 mean more free shots at the bar, more parties and another opportunity to act out a (Princess Leia) sexual fantasy with your woman.
• Dicks - Inspired by Dave Spritz, regardless the possibilities are endless.
• Saturdays - It would be really nice to spread out college football games over two days. Another Saturday is the perfect solution. There have to be plenty of other people out there who would love to be balls deep in a food and beer induced coma by 7 o’clock without the guilt of missing the prime-time and Pac 10 games.
• Deal Or No Deal - Two more hours a week NBC, because four just isn’t enough!
• Sammiches - Ever finish a really good sub (ham, salami, peperoni, American cheese, lettuce, onion, oil & vinegar, oregano, salt & pepper and mayonnaise) and be like I wish I had another? Problem solved.
• Independence Days - Fourth of July is arguably the best holiday we have in the country.  We celebrate our Americanness by eating glutenous amounts of beef & pork, drink beers and blow shit up.  It might just be me, but I could stand to do that more often.

I am sure there are others, if you can think of one leave it.